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Chris Martin @chris_martin@mastodon.social

Yeah I really need a Mastodon aggregator so I can sell all of my notifications in one list

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There's a toot on mastodon.xyz I've been trying to boost from this account for like 2 hours but it still hasn't made its way across the backbone apparently

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@chaotic_signals Interestingly, this is also how early man hunted and took down mastodons.

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Plural pronouns only on mastodon please

Current gender: Four mastodon accounts

mastodon.xyz offline, I think temporarily as it was announced ("downtime now") shortly before

Having a lot of trouble getting toots to show up in multiple instances.

Oh damn, the new search window in IntelliJ 2017 is hot

the progression of IntelliJ splash screen graphics over the years reminds me of the brains meme

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@chris_martin @argumatronic Emergent problem with Mastadon: "toots" is both the plural of "toot" and a word that a 1940s Tex Avery wolf cartoon character would call Betty Boop.

Anyone else noticing a consistent creep in Mastodon webapp memory usage? github.com/tootsuite/mastodon/

Even if it's as simple as "I didn't join because I don't know what instance to join, I didn't want to do it wrong"

It always comes at a usability cost.

The hardest part of decentralized systems - making users, especially nontechnical ones, give a shit about decentralization