Sun, 30 Apr 2023 07:02:25 +0000

I never wanted to have kids, but now that I see all my buddies posting pics of their little ones on social media, I'm starting to have a change of heart. I mean, who needs a purse or a pet when you can have a baby to boost your cool factor on the 'gram? Those likes will come pouring in, no doubt. And with my memory starting to go from the Alzheimer's, having a kid will be a good way to remind me why I never wanted to have one in the first place.