SAM ANON IS FOR THE GIRLS WHO LOVE GIRLS and you can find out more about the game she’s starring in at getinthecarloser.com

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I mean, I will grow more flowers. But I don't have to anymore

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Everyone else I know has already moved onto RE8 and meanwhile I’m just over here stuck in route B like “well, at least I don’t have to grow any more flowers 😌”

You get a personalized message, I get hazard pay for the psychic damage that every second of being on this website continually incurs, it's win-win

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Gonna start a Twitter tip jar to run a service where you can donate money and I'll read out loud y'all's fucking evil and deranged display names like "the secret life of walter clitty" or "Sleeve Palpatine" in the same intonation as an RPG character who's taking poison damage

Hideo Kojima has gotten like eight years of memes out of "ashamed of your words and deeds" and here I am simply trying to make an honest living by holding the simple objective truth in my heart that there is no armour more powerful than a good sheer bodysuit

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What's my biggest frustration as a developer? Oh, that's easy—it's the fact that nobody has ever thrown me a softball "why does your protagonist wear such a sexy outfit" question that I can respond to with a terse "IT'S FOR THE LESBIANS" that gets screenshotted and quoted forever

I’m sorry. I was the one who wished for a new Asuka outfit where she’s doing her best to be supportive. I thought the monkey’s paw would understand and sympathize just this once

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I now understand the true meaning of that ancient curse, “may your best girl get a new SSR outfit on the same day as Riamu Yumemi”

That said if I never have to do another god damned Junk Heap farming run it'll be too soon

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Kinoko Nasu: This chair is an eyesore
Yoko Taro: … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … …hold my beer.

It’d be cool to make an effect that looked like this deliberately tho

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At this point most of the bugs remaining in the game are extremely boring things like “the devil clock indicator showed up during a transition when it was supposed to be hidden” but sometimes VERY rarely I will get ones that look sick as hell

Wait, does that mean the guy hasn’t actually been in a coma since 600 to 500 BC either

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