Christine Love @christinelove@mastodon.social

IT’S NOT TOO LATE. WE CAN STILL PREVENT THIS

BEGGING MY FOLLOWERS TO CALL THEIR CONGRESSIONAL REPRESENTATIVES NOW AND REQUESTING THAT THEY PASS IMMEDIATE EMERGENCY LEGISLATION TO BAN TWITTER BEFORE WE GOTTA ENDURE AN ACTUAL HONEST-TO-GOD DAY OF LOLA RABBIT DISCOURSE

DON’T WANNA WASTE YOUR HARD-EARNED ITEMS AS UPGRADE FODDER? NO PROBLEM! JUST USE THE TOKENS YOU GET FROM DEVIL CLOCK CHALLENGES TO BUY STICKER PACKS YOU CAN SLAP ALL OVER THAT SPEAR INSTEAD

Wanna replace your basic battle abilities with more powerful ones? Hit up a gas station and try your luck with a blind bag of items! Who knows what kind you’ll get… you’ll just have to experiment and find strategies that work with what you roll! http://getinthecarloser.com

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OMG… PHANTOM THIEVES ROAD TRIP… unfortunately this game extremely knows how to pander to me

you can tell I’m really bad at this because every time I post a screenshot from the game someone asks me what it’s from and I have to post a link to http://getinthecarloser.com/ and every single time I forget to just do that right from the jump the next time

At least here I'm safe. I assume

MUST YOU HAUNT ME WHEREVER I GO? CAN I NOT HAVE A MOMENT’S REPRIEVE???

SAM NO

[laughing while twirling my hair] Actually, I like to think of myself more as a discontent creator

Spending more time making it so if you remap the keyboard controls, they’ll render right everywhere, even in battle. That said… you’ll really want to use a controller to play the game. That’s what it’s designed for!

I haven’t tried starting a new game for months and, inevitably, whenever I do, there’s SOMETHING new that got broken in the interim, because 99.999% of the time I’m launching stuff directly from the debug menu instead. Pic unrelated

Five years of squinting furiously at Zachtronics leaderboards have finally culminated in results, baby

ME: Zilog, can I please have division operators, so I can write a routine to determine what 90% of an integer is
THE ZILOG Z80 PROCESSOR: We have a 90% subroutine at home
THE 90% SUBROUTINE AT HOME:

You could also subtly adjust colours based off something like vertical scrolling, so that SR388 grows warmer the deeper you get

LMAO OH MY GOD I FORGOT MY SCREEN RECORDER WAS CONFIGURED TO DO AUDIO RECORDING TOO. THAT’S FINE. PERFECT ALIGNMENT ON IT

For example, you could give missiles a muzzle flash like this

There's a new character who's a cop but the thing is that every single interaction with him thus far is just the gang going "lmao can you BELIEVE this loser, come back with a warrant" like Akechi always deserved from the start

ABSOLUTELY PERFECT UI FOR WHEN BATTLE-SIRI GIVES YOU THE DARK WEB HOOKUP TO BUY KNIVES WITH DOGECOIN