The dialogue system is very simple and pretty much only determines what joke you see next—I figured learning how to develop a bunch of RPG systems was already complex enough!—but it's still got some of my favourite choices I've ever written

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Today I spent about an hour trying to track down a bug in the way one of my shaders handles alpha under particular circumstances, only to discover that the source of it was that I didn’t realize the background was baked into one specific sprite. So how’s your Monday going

I had to take some random screenshots for a thing that I’m gonna post at some point in the future, but I can share the screenshots themselves right now

This isn't, like, a judgement or a problem or anything. Who doesn't love to fight something that looks cool

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I have been playing nonstop RPGs for the past three years as research and the only thing that I've learned is that 90% of bosses exist because someone drew something really cool and they wanted to put it in somewhere

I'm just trying to finish FFXII before Neo TWEWY comes out because I'll be fucked if I'm still playing the game where 20% of spoken dialogue is "Well, well!" being said in a tone of voice as if it's somehow a witticism while everyone else enjoys being screamed at by Pi-face

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Everyone quote RTing you from a private account is doing it to say "Wow! So true! I wish I was brave enough to be able to agree in public!" Every single one of them. I promise. Now go forth and be unburdened by worry

MAKES ME WANT TO TRACK DOWN ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING CRYSTALS AND WRITE A STRONGLY WORDED LETTER

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I always thought Marche was a villain but I gotta say after 40 hours of Final Fantasy XII I am really coming around on his whole "Ivalice should be destroyed" idea

If I was in an isekai the first thing I'd do is determine if I was in a novel, IRL, or a game. Hopefully one of the big tells would show up quickly: if you ever find yourself approaching a copse, then it's definitely a novel. Or if you ever need a sluice key, it's a videogame

Sorry that I've been posting nothing but promo for the game lately. In my defence, that's all I've got going on right now. I guess I'm also playing FFXII but my only thoughts on that are "man, Al-Cid is pretty hot," and "when am I going to meet Al-Cid again, I'd love to hold his

Want to get an email when Get in the Car, Loser! is released? You can sign up for that here! tinyletter.com/christinelove

Or you can add it to your wishlist on Steam here! For, you know, the sake of justice or whatever. store.steampowered.com/app/938

Everyone knows the Creator of All Things made the world with just three elements—fire, water, grass—that form a perfectly balanced triangle. But what if we lived in an era where there was a fourth, secret man-made element that was both strong and weak against all others…?!

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Enemies like the Three Humours have elemental weaknesses that make it possible to get big stagger percentages off them—BUT this guy in particular changes elements every time he attacks, so that strategy only works if you can keep up!

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LEARN MORE ABOUT GETTING IN THE CAR, AND THEN GETTING OUT OF THE CAR TO FIGHT EVIL AT GET IN THE CAR LOSER DOT COM HTTP://GETINTHECARLOSER.COM

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What’s the point of winning if you don’t have style when you do it?

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Someone told me that I should post more video of what the game looks like in action so I’m doin’ that

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