While trying to watch TV, an entire family of baby raccoons kept poking at the screen door, which was… I can’t close the main door without opening the screen door first but these idiot children clearly have NO FEAR OF A HUMAN MANY MANY TIMES THEIR SIZE YELLING AT THEM

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LET ME TELL YOU: NOTHING MAKES YOU FEEL MORE LIKE AN IDIOT THAN TRYING TO MAKE ENOUGH NOISE TO SCARE OFF A BUNCH OF RACCOONS WHILE ALSO REASSURE ALL HUMANS LISTENING THAT YOU’RE DOING SOMETHING EXTREMELY NORMAL AND REASONABLE

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