morning, mastoDORKS

ha ha ha

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I'm so sorry that was very rude

so what're you guys doing, eating some TidePods or what

also I totally wrote a thing about how men should just keep their greasy demon hands (and dongs) to themselves goddamnit

terribleminds.com/ramble/2017/

It is Friday, but I casually remind you to Art Harder, Motherfuckers.

And here's the gorgeous cover to the MECH CADET YU Vol. 1 trade, in stores January 3! mastodon.social/media/iGoD76ap

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM

brand and flavor

go

hey what do you call a shrimps block list? a krillfile

It's slowed down a little bit over here, I gotta say. But you're still nicer than Twitter, Mastodon. <3

I WAS GONE IN ANOTHER LAND CALLED "FLORIDIA" AND NOW I HAVE RETURNED

I had a successful apple hunt! Despite the bee-trap laid for me by @chuckwendig!

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