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I WAS GONE IN ANOTHER LAND CALLED "FLORIDIA" AND NOW I HAVE RETURNED

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@feld You will have to read the first chapter of RAPTOR & WREN...

@chuckwendig
I grew up there. I'm so sorry you had to go through that. How ya doing buddy, need some tea? Or borax?

@chuckwendig CONGRATULATIONS. ONLY THE BRAVEST OF WARRIORS RETURN FROM FLORIDONIA. I TOO HAVE BEEN THERE AND BARELY ESCAPED WITH MY LIFE (AND DISNEYWORLD SWAG).

@chuckwendig Have you been checked out since returning? I hear Floridia has ... problems.

@chuckwendig THE DARK RITUALS WORKED! I mean, what? You're back? Cool, cool. Don't... don't mind all the blood and the makeshift alter.

@chuckwendig DID YOU HANG OUT WITH FLORIDA MAN?

Related: Do you still have all your limbs?

@chuckwendig I note that you didn't have any updates about your limbs.

@chuckwendig thank you for visiting our wretched swamp land and I hope you left sated by our plentiful citrus and gator meat.

also, I apologize for *gestures to entire state of florida*

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