I WAS GONE IN ANOTHER LAND CALLED "FLORIDIA" AND NOW I HAVE RETURNED
@chuckwendig Did you speak to the mighty alligator king?
@chuckwendig Florida Man Returns to Mastodon, Stabs Goat
@chuckwendig WELCOME BACK, I HOPE YOU HAD A NICE TIME!
@feld You will have to read the first chapter of RAPTOR & WREN...
I grew up there. I'm so sorry you had to go through that. How ya doing buddy, need some tea? Or borax?
@chuckwendig I hope you had more fun than I had in Fluoride.
@chuckwendig CONGRATULATIONS. ONLY THE BRAVEST OF WARRIORS RETURN FROM FLORIDONIA. I TOO HAVE BEEN THERE AND BARELY ESCAPED WITH MY LIFE (AND DISNEYWORLD SWAG).
@chuckwendig Thankful you survived!
@chuckwendig Have you been checked out since returning? I hear Floridia has ... problems.
@chuckwendig THE DARK RITUALS WORKED! I mean, what? You're back? Cool, cool. Don't... don't mind all the blood and the makeshift alter.
@chuckwendig DID YOU HANG OUT WITH FLORIDA MAN?
Related: Do you still have all your limbs?
@eilatan I saw Florida Man literally EVERYWHERE
@chuckwendig I note that you didn't have any updates about your limbs.
@chuckwendig It is as the prophecy foretold.
@chuckwendig thank you for visiting our wretched swamp land and I hope you left sated by our plentiful citrus and gator meat.
also, I apologize for *gestures to entire state of florida*
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