ciarancolgan @ciarancolgan@mastodon.social
All milk expressed is my own
My new pub quiz team name is "Kieran Trippier's hairy showercap"
There is a separate circle of hell reserved for those who name their controller methods differently than their views
The Guardian's world cup player ratings webpage is absolutely sensationally well done.
I always like seeing a hidden "We are hiring" message hidden in the html as well :)
- Do you want to hear a TCP joke?
- No.
I don't think came up with this, but I can't see it on googleland so I'm posting it anyway:
Q: Who is the best Female superhero?
A: Ironman
@jeremylindsay @daveym
Seen this lads? Thoughtworks have created their own Mastodon instance.
Any chance of Kainos doing the same? :)
via @xuv
Awake and excited to see who has updated their privacy policy today.
Has anyone read / written anything on what's happened to Jeff Atwood recently? He seems to have gone very openly right wing / mental
Which female singer songwriter would you want to know if you were a medieval knight? Joan Armourtrading
'Silver' would be a good name for a tall prostitute
- Do you know a good GDPR consultant?
- Yes.
- Can you give me his e-mail address?
- No.
The West Brom manager Darren Brown for the next James Bond
Stringer Bell to Omar:
"Seems like there ain't nothing I can say to change your minds... So get on with it motherfuckers - DANCEOFF"
Retrofitting "I challenge you to a dance off" into Idris Elba's character's most iconic confrontations:
Stacker Pentecost: ... AND WE'RE CANCELLING THE APOCALYPSE... (Striker Eureka turns to face nearest Kaiju and turns speakers up to full)....
I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DANCEOFF
Han Solo on social media just after his break up with Leia:
"Everything I see just reminds me of her. Don't @ me"
Just cried at the end of LaLa Land. Send help
Here, the "I'm Peter" joke in DP2 is wile good hi
Every episode I watch of 'The Expanse' on Netflix revises my estimate upwards. Currently on: the best show I've seen this year
Facebook notification algorithm taking it up a notch to try and get me to log back in. Notifying of photos posted 5 years ago as if posted today. Saying: "you were tagged in a photo" may be technically true, but it was 5 years ago regardless. Now they know this works I'd expect it to happen more often
