every second of my life i am passing the bechdel test

hey sorry if this sounds creepy but i think your teeth would taste like lego candy and id like to bite them all off by the roots and chew them up. i think u would look good without teeth, like a cute little body modification so it would be ok. Again sorry if this sounds creepy.

girl: i'm breaki-
white guy:

One taught me love
One taught me patience
One taught me pain
Now, I'm so amazing

@Pepsi@radical.town SHIT THE FUCK UP PEPSI. LITERALLY TAKE A SHIT UPSIDE DOWN. FUCK OFF

saving these 2 solely because alex wants me to

shooting big fat white ropes of yarn onto elmos petite little body as the hot little twink begs for more

damb. just watched that footage of the hindenburg. that musta hurt in the mornin

damn. rough day, eh??

so are there any, like.. newer pictures of the moon?? all the ones ive seen have been black and white..

yoda micropenis humiliation joi
stephen hawking joi cei
garfield cbt pov (oily)

ska is just reggae nightcore

i was born in the wrong generation... i should be dying of the bubonic plague instead of being on my phone all the time

putting this here so i can save it :(

the kinky inspector gadget thread..

i gotta save this thread because it fucking kills me https://web.archive.org/web/20190602164233/https://knzk.me/@citrustwee/101581806302688345

*mastodon.social voice* Hello my name is Arnold. I am from #germany and I love to #cycling and #comics. I also like #GNU #Linux und being #kinky. Vat is up mein bruders

@citrustwee media hidden

@citrustwee 😭

@citrustwee holy shit 😭

@citrustwee I think I missed this episode…

@citrustwee this is like 2010 level trolling i can't believe people ate this bait up

@citrustwee yes, this has to be preserved

@citrustwee Kinkspector Gadget.

@citrustwee GO GO Gadget Dad issues.

@citrustwee Go go gadget rubber extension...

@citrustwee i’m freaking crying

Replying so I can mute this

@citrustwee cw that shit homie

@citrustwee not this one delete this one

@citrustwee this post gave me a heart attack the first time i saw it and i barely survived but i think this time its going to kill me

@citrustwee
Why boost this
Haven't we suffered enough?

@cuttlefish no

@citrustwee all-timer right here

@Aleums its one of my favorite posts of mine not gonna lie

@citrustwee this is probably your best post right

@citrustwee i think I appreciate this post more as time goes by

@cute lol

@citrustwee shout out to that weirdo boomer singing into a mosnter can

@anna @citrustwee greetings,

@Torie lmfaoo