every second of my life i am passing the bechdel test

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hey sorry if this sounds creepy but i think your teeth would taste like lego candy and id like to bite them all off by the roots and chew them up. i think u would look good without teeth, like a cute little body modification so it would be ok. Again sorry if this sounds creepy.

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@Pepsi@radical.town SHIT THE FUCK UP PEPSI. LITERALLY TAKE A SHIT UPSIDE DOWN. FUCK OFF

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shooting big fat white ropes of yarn onto elmos petite little body as the hot little twink begs for more

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damb. just watched that footage of the hindenburg. that musta hurt in the mornin

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so are there any, like.. newer pictures of the moon?? all the ones ive seen have been black and white..

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yoda micropenis humiliation joi
stephen hawking joi cei
garfield cbt pov (oily)

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i was born in the wrong generation... i should be dying of the bubonic plague instead of being on my phone all the time

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*mastodon.social voice* Hello my name is Arnold. I am from and I love to and . I also like und being . Vat is up mein bruders

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@citrustwee this post gave me a heart attack the first time i saw it and i barely survived but i think this time its going to kill me

@Aleums its one of my favorite posts of mine not gonna lie

@citrustwee it took around 40 seconds for this video to load and for me tosuffer

@citrustwee shout out to that weirdo boomer singing into a mosnter can

@citrustwee oh my god I literally never noticed the question at the top of this I just thought this meme was on some next level galaxy brain plane of existence

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