was just reminded of the time i went to go visit my very mormon grandparents in salt lake and they were all like "a new italian place just opened lets go try it out" and we went and it was olive garden
@cjwyoming the night before my dad's wedding my grandma skipped out on the family dinner at his house to go to Olive Garden alone.
@cjwyoming I can't decide between laughing or crying
@cjwyoming one time for got a $50 gift card for the Olive Garden & also was invited to a company dinner there so I bought the most expensive thing in the menu and used the rest of the balance for a tip
I AM IN TEARS
so you see as a not American olive garden is an unknown quantity to me. Which just goes to show, i woulda been thrilled to sup at this new fancy restauranto
Baby steps. This is definite progress.
@cjwyoming this post is eternally funny
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