whenever i drive by an arbys they have to lash me to the mast like odysseus
@cjwyoming thinking about the vast potential of odyssey shitposts and staggering back from the computer
@cjwyoming no please. Release me. Need French dip
@cjwyoming just say the word and I’ll stuff the crew’s throats with wax
@cjwyoming Ok but why does your car have a mast that sounds unsafe and can you ever drive under highways
@cjwyoming drake no: arbys
drake yes: enbys
@cjwyoming Arby‘s sources all of their roast beef from ensorcelled sailors.
@cjwyoming this is true of me and donut shops
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