The guys who are excited about exploiting earth then moving to mars, they can just move now. Nobody’s stopping them.

I thought that having a cracked iphone screen would suck but I threw it at a cast iron pot yesterday and it’s been great.

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I wrote a thing about how to read your RSS feeds, which... look, I promise I'm cool IRL 😅 —

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Tired: trying to reconcile all your different sides into a single coherent social media presence that manages to remain both personal and socially legible

Wired: dividing your social media presence into a number of strategically chosen aspects, so as to embrace the ambivalent multiplicity

Galaxy brain: use your numerous mastodon profiles to create a circular webring

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Oh reddit. "During the Cold War, Finland secretly smuggled more than ten thousand vowels from Czechoslovakia. That's why the Finnish have sentences like 'Älä rääkkää kääkkää kääkänrääkkääjä!' and the Czechs have 'Strč prst skrz krk.'"

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Hey, peeps, do you have tips of VPS to run a nextcloud instance? From what I've read running nextcloud is quite low in resources, so I think I'm mostly looking for a VPS with cheap storage and good bandwidth.

Looked into scaleway and it seems they don't have very big volumes so it adds up fast. My dream would be similar costs to the 1TB dropbox offers, but I imagine it's not very realistic :P

#nextcloud #owncloud #vps
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Recipe for martial arts: 1) Be casually rude and emotionally unpredictable towards opponent. 2) Ask if opponent is “OK” insinuating they are the one acting crazy. Whether or not they reacted to step one this is fool-proof because it characterizes opponent as irrational and you as kind, generous and stable. 3) Bask in the glory of being a basic bully.

MS Word and its sidekick Microsoft Error Reporting, like Tinker Bell to Peter Pan.

Every edition of Word comes with Microsoft Error Reporting, a fun little side app that opens constantly.

The cool thing about rage is all the aggro scribbling you can accomplish.

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Being a positive person is seeing family as fun entertainment like watching animals at the zoo rather than being horrified by the cess pool of greed.

@GinnyMcQueen I'm also working on my website, but it's not ready for the public yet... hoping to have it done by next week!

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