Clement Murphy @clemmmmm@mastodon.social

I feel ten Internet years younger using this site. I want to download an RSS reader and start a new blog

another trick to having a good time on mastodon imo: start tooting about anything other than mastodon

I've started having a better time on Mastodon/Fediverse by treating this like early Twitter: I try to follow back everyone in order to fill my timeline with stuff. I aggressively follow anyone when I see a boost of something they wrote that I like. I am going to start doing the ol' Follow Friday thing to help other people find people. I follow a lot of people I know *NOTHING* about but it's finally lively enough to keep me engaged.

Every time I see someone talk about tooting, this is what I think of. https://dice.camp/media/XjTmJSf8PxutFtrF-hI

You!
You remembered it!
The thing!
You reach for you phone.
You unlock it.
Open the browser, quick!
Focus on the field!
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You stare at the empty search field.
It stares into you.
You feel its confusion.
"What? Again? What?"
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You close your browser.
You lock you phone.
You put it back in your pocket.
You don't remember the Thing.
You know you will.
Just for an instant.

Neon Degeneres Ellengelion

Hey there Mastocators. Mastodonnas.
Mastodums.
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Mastodongs?

We need to work out some terminology, stat.