Cameron Monagle @cmonagle@mastodon.social

#bg

The first live performance at the Gran Teatre del Liceu opera house in Barcelona, newly reopened after coronavirus lockdowns. A string quartet gave a performance of Puccini’s Crisantemi to an audience of 2292 plants. As you can see from the pictures, it was a full house, because plants have excellent taste, obviously. The plants were later adopted by healthcare workers.

Under communism, everyone's social media gimmick will be assigned by the Central Personal Branding Committee. Gone will be the days where multiple accounts attempt to be the "Marmaduke Nerd", instead, a commisar will inform you that from now on you must hyperfixate on Norm from Cheers or nematodes or what have you, ensuring an even spread of content.

Pour déjouer l'ennui - Pierre Lapointe, Hubert Lenoir, Julien Chiasson et Stick&Bow https://peertube.fedi.quebec/videos/watch/e765d94a-a304-4345-8c81-f5ccf2bb7558

103: Early Hints
206: Partial Content
409: Conflict
412: Precondition Failed
417: Expectation Failed
418: I'm a teapot
420: Enhance Your Calm
421: Misdirected Request
424: Failed Dependency
451: Unavailable For Legal Reasons
530: Site is frozen

A 1950s film noir in HTTP status codes

Babe: Pig in the City (1998)

Siskel: What this sweet pig has taught us is that we need to abolish ICE.
Ebert: The eventual death of every Director of ICE should be cause for celebration.

🎵 async await, async await,
async await, async await,
async await, async await,
async await, async await,
in the future, the query future,
the client sleeps toniiight 🎵

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HI! HI! HI! IT IT IT LOOKS LOOKS LOOKS LIKE LIKE LIKE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE TRYING TRYING TRYING TO TO TO DEFY DEFY DEFY GOD GOD GOD

recommended cisgender holidays:

• Cisgender Day of Not Making This Entirely About Sex
• Cisgender Day of Not Making This Entirely About Gender Roles
• Cisgender Day of Not Making This Entirely About You
• Cisgender Day of Going With Your Trans Friend to the DMV
• Cisgender Day of Taking Your Trans Friend Shopping But Not As a Trans Thing Just As a Friend Thing And With Full Acceptance That This Might Mean Spending Time in the Plus Size or Kids Sections Because Clothes and Shoes Are Tricky

ever wonder why your train is late in the mornings sometimes? well,

Facebook Employees Are So Paranoid They’re Using Burner Phones to Talk to Each Other http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2018/12/facebook-employees-unhappy-at-company-amid-scandal.html

👏St👏op saying👏white👏p👏eo👏ple don't 👏have👏👏 rhythm

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RT @weedlewobble@twitter.com The ICE employee database getting torn down fucking instantly by the same tech companies who've claimed for years that they're powerless to do anything about Nazis on their platform should give you a clue about which side they're on.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/weedlewobble/status/1009441820550590464

#activitypub based Link Aggregation app is coming really soon! 🤠

Toot toot! @Mastodon just got a native Linux client! #Tootle is now available in @elementary OS AppCenter.

AppCenter: https://appcenter.elementary.io/com.github.bleakgrey.tootle.desktop
GitHub: https://github.com/bleakgrey/tootle

#elementary #linux #mastodon

The Python environmental protection agency wants to seal it in a cement chamber, with pictoral messages to future civilizations warning them about the danger of using sudo to install random Python packages.
https://xkcd.com/1987/

So You Think the Subaltern Can Speak, season 1 premiere