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if you don't listen to neil cicierega what are you even doing on the same website as me

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Soup-of-the-Day: roast bacon and bread in milk

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narancia is a very relatable character because i, too, can't do math and look half my age

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I'M GOING ON HIATUS FOR THE NEXT 1 MINUTE

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QUICK GUYS STEAL TUMBLR POSTS AND GET TONS OF RETOOTS

even my home feed is starting to move too fast god damn

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the discord died before i could tell everyone how to avoid paying their taxes

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nobody dare say coolmath is asexual the raw sexual energy eminating off of coolmathgames.com is palpable

the next innovation... limited edition posts. selling signed lithographs for 40$ a pop

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i find that whenever i start using a website my first posts are always just fucking awful to look at in retrospect so maybe i should save trouble and delete stuff as i post it

mastodon is cool because there's not really any central authority, just mods, which means you get the guy running the server openly shittalking tumblr (which, i mean, fair)

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my browser is struggling to comprehend the true nature of this website

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god queen didnt have to go THAT hard on somebody to love but he did. he did that for us

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local timeline is my safe minecraft house w my friends whereas the federated timeline is the cold mine where i look for diamonds

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your faves as minecraft blocks (a thread):

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