fun fact: sharks eat internet fibre optic cables like a fucking SNACK so whenever mastodon dies its probabnly because a shark ate it
@cometz they must think like its some long eel or something, idk why but kinda cute!
@jan YEA THEY JUST FUCKING Cronch and idk why but when i found that out it just made my entire week
@cometz I promise it wasn't me x3
@cometz there's a species of shark that preys on nuclear submarines… life finds a way. or life gets bored and just starts biting stuff, i'm not sure which
@cometz events caused by humans (like boats sinks or anchors release) are the main cause of submarine cables damages, far far away before sharks.
@roipoussiere humans: idiots, polluting the ocean, mass damage to cables
sharks: hongry. munch
@cometz Mastodon eaten by Megalodon.
@cometz It's like a pre-historic smackdown...
@cometz Who would win, an elephant or a shark?
@cometz I didn't do it.
@cometz won't stand by this libel
@cometz I mean... in this particular photo the cable does look like an extra long Baguette
They... haven't found a way to repel sharks from them yet?
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