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Simon Windmill @coolpowers@mastodon.social
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Nothing says Happy Birthday like homeless orphans (as the age progresses, see also: rampant alcoholism, elephants, mice, alcoholic elephants and mice)

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@coolpowers What the hell?! His feet are facing front but so is his keister?!?! o_0

@amylsacks It's also entirely possible his legs are made of trees.