I love Mastodon but literally every time I open it I feel compelled to construct a "mastodon't" joke.
So far you've all been lucky with my ability to suppress my desire.
@coolpowers So you're saying that, every time you open Mastodon, you think you should make that joke, but then you mastodon't?
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