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Simon Windmill @coolpowers@mastodon.social

Nothing says Happy Birthday like instilling coulrophobia in a 4 year-old (warning: here be clowns Show more

Nothing says Happy Birthday like homeless orphans (as the age progresses, see also: rampant alcoholism, elephants, mice, alcoholic elephants and mice)

Nothing says Happy Birthday like beautiful anime boys and/or Mettaton EX

Nothing says Happy Birthday like being attacked by THE FUTURE

Nothing says Happy Birthday like never being able to guess that ET came out in 1982

Nothing says Happy Birthday lik-OH GOD THE DEAD ARE WALKING

Nothing says Happy Birthday like an illustrator who has clearly never seen an actual VCR

Nothing says Happy Birthday like a decapitated horse

I post this every time Jon Blow says something stupid.

A rather mundane shot of Ramen Time mode in VEXTOR, but it does show all the boring proper game bits are in and working
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Hoping to reconnect with my tween daughter by trying something hip and cool for supper.
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I don't play Battle Cats but.. God, I love PONOS