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Simon Windmill @coolpowers@mastodon.social

Merry Christmas! Hope I can wake up soon!

It was clear when I walked to work (Iโ€™m retail, of course I work today) but suddenly a White Christmas appears!
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I don't think I've ever released anything without fucking it up somehow, haha

Hold off on that breakeroids thing, Play is serving an old version D:

PIIIZZZZAAAAAAAA ๐Ÿ‘ IN ๐Ÿ‘ THE ๐Ÿ‘ MORNING ๐Ÿ‘ PIZZA ๐Ÿ‘ IN ๐Ÿ‘ THE ๐Ÿ‘ EVENING ๐Ÿ‘ PIZZA ๐Ÿ‘ AT ๐Ÿ‘ SUPPERTIME ๐Ÿ‘

Re: that one AMA.. Making fun of someone's appearance or other traits they have no control over (in this case, speech impediment) is never cool, even when they're a barely-sentient piece of shit who has helped bring real damage to the world.

Re LB on Thumper, if you don't have a PS4 it's also on itch for the PC (including SteamVR and Rift), XB1, Switch and it's coming to iOS.

You *must* play Thumper.

oh shit, Thumper PS4 is 60% off

Thumper is very very good

Reminder that you should enable GIF autoplay if only to see this Good Boy :polarbear: in all his splendor.

Y'all faved my dumb riff on @cryptovexillologist's crab sign observation yet my Bagel Bites toot goes unloved.

Bitterly disappointed.

I forgot that with this old thrift store t-shirt, I really do have the power of god and anime on my side.

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Literally shaking with anger that they didn't name this the EGGSTRUDER.

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ALL ๐Ÿ‘ CRAB ๐Ÿ‘ SALES ๐Ÿ‘ ARE ๐Ÿ‘ FINAL ๐Ÿ‘ AND ๐Ÿ‘ NON ๐Ÿ‘ REFUNDABLE

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On the fence about finally starting that dream project, big or small? Urban Shakedown has the answer.

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woowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoo woo woo woo

I work that and just saw someone mention conquering Monday and got all confused because I'm not at work and today's Friday, right?

TL;DR - I don't know what day it is anymore.

If you have friends who are into kpop, esp if theyre known to be sensitive, do check on them today

Also I should totally swap those app positions so that Mario is winking at Nikki.

Nice one iOS, I did actually want an undeleteable duplicate icon there, thanks
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