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The longstanding rule in my house for my kids has always been "vulgarity is okay if it's funny".

So my daughter has been drawing herself and her tiny friend as Pipimi and Popuko giving the finger.

As I don't have achievements in this game, my stupid joke outlet is naming the enemies. So now I have Raveioli, Trungle, Fish Man, Guruguru, and Laser Bar Steward.

It's been 7 years but I'm super happy to see that Disc Drivin' 2 is coming next week!

It is seriously one of the best iOS games ever.

toucharcade.com/2018/01/22/dis

Hey! Do you like rhythm games? (Maybe you do?) Do you like birbs? (I *know* you do)

Well, okay!

joysteak.itch.io/songbird-symp

Tired: Sundried tomatoes
Wired: Tsundere tomatoes

Hoping to reconnect with my tween daughter by trying something hip and cool for supper.
mastodon.social/media/XXMhvesA

Nintendo: Here, some cardboard. It's $69

~nice~

Nintendo: It comes out on 4/20

*choking sound intensifies*

I just made a Recipe Featuring Your Favorite Brands™️ because I saw it Advertised on TV and thought "ooh that looks nice" and man, this is a long way from my "LEEDS? LSD & 2 Es" shirt days.

A collection of risque images in the Amiga's Hold-And-Modify format:

Steamy HAMs

I bought UltraEdit in 2001. I wonder if my key still works with version.. 24? holy shit.

Strong urge for the Vive Pro despite my not strapping on my Vive for.. months, probably.

Tax time! TurboTax says the federal forms aren't ready for e-filing but the state ones are, TaxAct (which I usually use) says the opposite. And they give different numbers.

This is gonna be a fun one.

As of right this very moment I'm available for hire and looking for work! C++, Rust, Scala, Python. Tools and services dev. Would appreciate any boosts as well. :D

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Anyone in Japan want to bring me home the latest issue of Sho-Comi for this amazing freebie?

natalie.mu/comic/news/263814