i won’t be happy until i have 30 cats :(

my girlfriend's mom photoshopped me into an elf on the shelf

for my birthday

“i am as leftist as they come... i have been a democrat for DECADES”

someone genuinely said this to me.

do you think if i created a product that was like a combination of on of those nose tube oxygen things and an essential oil diffuser i could get a bunch of dumb rich assholes to buy it and wear it around in public like it’s a normal thing to do?

when i was in high school i was at the state speech competition and in the musical theatre division these two girls did “take me or leave me” from RENT in cosplay as dave strider and rose lalonde

we weren’t even allowed to wear costumes?

new neighbors moved into the apartment next door and they’re juggalos

celebrities and the fediverse 

Shitposting on Twitter is peforming for an audience
Shitposting on tumblr is yelling into a void and waiting to see who yells back
Shitposting on here is throwing a stick into a quick moving river. You dont know where its going but it's going fast

all memes aside i used to work at a summer camp with one of the cast members of a christmas prince and its sequel, a christmas prince: the royal wedding

i’m on the seattle ferris wheel at night in the rain i’m really high and this is the worst idea ever

stray cat drama, long thread over, advice/cat theft? 

stray cat drama, long thread 

stray cat drama, long thread 

stray cat drama, long thread 

stray cat drama, long thread 

stray cat drama, long thread 

stray cat drama, long thread 

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