Eyy mate, can you spare a few bucks?🌹
My timing belt obliterated and it used up all our money to get a new one so we can go to freakin' work 👌
I wouldn't ask, but my job is having enrollment issues with my money network direct deposit, so I can't get my $270 paycheck until whenever the fuck 💁
The money will go towards food.
Paypal: dakotalrc2@gmail.com
Kofi: ko-fi.com/counturteeth
Art sold will fund a nice gift for my bf for our one year.
Donations to my ko-fi [ ko-fi.com/counturteeth ] go to us moving out of my mom's house.
I just got my old job back and money is still a bit rough but it will get better!! 👌
Y'all I need your opinion plz
Is Daisy Swift a rad name or nah
The only good thing that came out of work today was this dope shirt I packed for someone in Colorado.
My work place, from the perspective of me sitting down to pretend tie my shoes for ten minutes
It's okay to just not like some people right?
My bfs group of friends at work drive me fucking insane, I cant help but be rude towards them when they say bigoted comments. I told my bf about it but he hasn't responded yet, I'm worried he'll think I'm trying to separate him from his friends. Which is not what I'm trying to do at all. But I can't be around them anymore.
God I fucking hate "geeks"
Play Despacito on The Furby Organ
My department is having a "contest" with the other shifts to see who has the fastest overall UPH. On a sale day. Winner gets a pizza party.
Look okay. This fucking job is really hard on the body, and if you don't think I notice your capitalist cheese on the mousetrap to get us to break our bodies just to get sales up then you lost your mind.
The cleaning people keep going to each bathroom to clean and its always when I have to poo which is whatever not their fault but I need to goooooooo
Alexa play big dongle
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Massive dongle
Rich fucker: Omg small houses are so cuuute!! We should have lived in one years ago instead of buying our massive two story house and six cars 🙄
Rest of us: can...can I have...an affordable apartment please
Rich: No :)
I had to leave work early to go to the freaking hospital, turns out my circulation is super bad ✨jazz hands✨
Mange chalkie boiz
Jesus take the wheel AM I RIGHT LADIES???!
daddy johns pizza. your pizza daddy
The Beans, The Chub, The Holy Snoot 
#mastocats
At my funeral plz play Furby organ
It's either, drink lots of water and stay hydrated but get in trouble by managers for going to the bathroom a lot, OR
Your skin becomes so brittle you return to the dust yon wer madeth frome
Blessed are the ones that spray perfume whenever they leave the public restroom.