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Ariel Slamet Ries @cousineggplant@mastodon.social

i don't care about Time Zone Optimisation here like i do on twitter so here's a drawing i did of harry potter's dads

eating lychees late at night, window open after a big tropical storm in early summer. a good feeling

the other day i said canned lychees were almost as good as fresh ones and then i actually ate a fresh lychee and first off i want to apologise to god

probably going to dye my hair in a couple of weeks so i can finally complete my transformation into beautiful asian pop boy dreamboat

dying bc the man next to me is eating the best smelling bao ever and i havent eaten breakfast/if i ever want to eat a bao again i have to hand make it myself bc gluten

my daily struggle of choosing between "getting milk tea" and "catching my fucking train"

even still idk if i'll have time for them now that i have a switch and have all of botw to play

someone tell me if ultra sun moon are any good i left my 3DS at my parents house and won't be back for 3 weeks

@cousineggplant just.... nothing is comparable to the visceral feeling of looking at mid 2000s neopets assets... i am immediately transported back to my parents study as a 10 year old. i can remember specifically every smell, sound, taste, the very tactile feeling of neopets

when will "neopets" finally be classified as an emotion

@cousineggplant it's got fuckin frozen durian daifuku what more could u WANT

today i discovered that what i assumed was a shitty convenience store near the station near work was actually a very decently stocked supermarket/asian grocer and i am LIVING

i slept 10 hours last night and it was definitely a case of over sleeping bc now i feel EXHAUSTED!!!!!

me trying to be a supportive friend and accept my friends' kakairu tendencies when I am a kakagai

ive already eaten a banana and a muesli bar this morning but im STARVING i cant wait to get to work so i can eat real breakfast

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me tweeting sincere shipping shit to deal w the pain of incoming gay marriage plebiscite results

hi, i'm suzanne! i'm an ordinary human living in Boston, and i make a about ordinary humans living in Boston, becoming mutants, and destroying vast conspiratorial systems from the inside out! if that sounds like your kind of sorely desired Content, welcome aboard!

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find me on twitter as Florsh and tumblr as relaxmammal!
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i've figured out the best use of mastodon: stuff that's too embarrassing for main twitter but that you want more people to see than private twitter

my pitch for a better ending to naruto: naruto and sasuke sacrifice their lives to save the world and end the ninja war. as they die, they kiss each other, finally intentionally. they die in the same poses that zabuza and haku die. naruto is made honorary hokage in death, and everyone remembers him as an even greater man than his father, the end