Turns out the reason no boys came to the yard was that the milkshake's attraction field was too intense. For miles around, boys were pinned to the walls closest to the milkshake, unable to move let alone reach doors and visit the yard.
Luckily, we were able to power down the milkshake before any serious injuries were sustained. All further milkshake tests will proceed in flat open areas, like salt flats or the lunar surface.
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@hellojed I've been paranoid ever since a few weeks ago when a train whistle blew right next to me twice. It was completely unexpected. I went to a concert that night and everything in my right ear sounded weird and distorted.
Now there are strange resonances in my right ear. Like yesterday I was cycling and it wasn't just wind noise in my right ear, it was pitched whistling. And listening to podcasts in my car there are strange resonances. idk just wanted to commisserate
Quand t'as enlevé la barbe que tu avais fait pousser JUSTE pour la pride
Poem over. If you wonder why I @ mentioned you, it was because I was trying to write a poem. It was supposed to be a short burst of love for all you people in my head. I wish it were more poetic, but hopefully it contained at least a tiny bit of love. If it annoyed you, it was to someone imaginary, so please ignore/forgive :-)
wow is this the Future already? Are we in it?