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half my toots are just me yelling about how horny i am coated in a thin veneer of humour

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auttistic peop le can and WILL eat bread and you cant stop us

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*shoving fistfuls of peanut butter in my mouth like a rabid animal* peen nut

nsfw, kink, im 17 

i wantto be called a slut so bad

nsfw, kink, im 17 

@cquad on a related note i need to like,,,,,, make or find a garter belt or smth with a tail

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nsfw, kink, im 17 

@cquad like noah fence but where the FUCK is my master. come dom my ass!!!!!!!

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nsfw, kink, im 17 

@cquad god i want to be trained so badly!!! i want to have a master to please! i wantto be the best boy i cannot an be for my master! fuck!!!πŸ’ž

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nsfw, kink, im 17 keep that in mind when interacting 

anyway as i was saying i need to find a master who will train me to be a good pet

im back purely for horny posting on valenti es day yeehaw

If your mother did not teach you not to give unsolicited advice, and did not teach you not to mischaracterize people, then maybe your "adult in the room" cosplay fucking sucks, hon.

this is my cat bug! shes 5 yrs old and has spent her whole life at a shelter! the few times she was adopted she was returned for being shy! any normal shelter would put a cat like her down. she must have some luck to have ended up at a very wonderful shelter with kind staff who let her live at the shelter till i found her! please give shy cats like bug a chance! a year later and she has so much more confidence

this is my cat shushu! shes 2 yrs old now and very obnoxious and loves string ! she enjoys sleeping next to me and eating plastic

anxiety hours 

im so disgusting i hate myself i hate myself i hate myslef i hat em yksef i hate myselfdfd

theres a instance for scots................................. im scottish,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

wait, did i get banned from berries?? it says i dont have permission................. but i talked to the mod who messaged me and they said they would delete my hornyposting for me................... wadda hell

THIS IS THE FERAL KITTEN !! HER NAME WAS GIZMO !! she was my lov

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