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ok Google how to set duck duck go as my default Android search engine

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Pi is a fake number designed by typewriter monkeys. The same group that wrote all the Shakespeare plays as a matter of fact.

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@crms1496 In my experience, it is all the white boys who go to liberal arts college for a communications degree but leave in their 3rd year to work in food service that love it.

Funny how two folk can have radically different stereotypes for who likes a thing.

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the new Windows will be linux, for old software compatibility Wine will be pre built into the system

It started with "Right in Two" by Tool retuned to A=432 by some guy on YouTube. The comments are all circlejerking about how it sounds so much better now.

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Oh dear lord. "A=432 Hz, known as Verdi’s ‘A’ is an alternative tuning that is mathematically consistent with the universe. Music based on 432Hz transmits beneficial healing energy, because it is a pure tone of math fundamental to nature."

Just discovered the whole 432 Hz thing. Down the rabbit hole...

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ironically, I’ve ended up having to use my fiancé’s typewriter to finish my piece on the state of word processing along with a few handwritten pages. it has become quite the tedious journey and I know you’re all starving for more of my tedium.

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[tech bubble voice] ah, another beautiful California day here in the city named after a saint who famously venerated poverty over luxury. i can't wait to open the new Bulldozr® app on my phone and push a couple dozen homeless people into the ocean

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If you don't know what to rap about, just do it in a Jamaican accent and nobody will be able to tell.

Oh meeya shallamon oh tekemalladon
Mah nom ricky dolla fon fon
Yeh pakifakadom dis relladommapon
Ey you shakalaka pon pon

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I learned about Shin Takamatsu's 'Ark' today, and as gorgeous as it is, I'm sort of annoyed that it's allegedly a dental clinic.

Look at it. That's the kind of building that should be churning out a new ground unit every forty-five seconds.

takamatsu.co.jp/_eng/projects/

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Here's my contribution to

fossil init test.fossil && fossil ui test.fossil

That sets up a fossil repo and opens its web UI in your browser. You get a file repository, issue tracker/todo list, a wiki/blog, and some other stuff. All these contents sync between repo clones, not just the code part. Hell, you don't even have to use it for version control at all.
Free blog site, setup takes 10 seconds. Doesn't require a Ph.D in blockchains for daily use either.

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"Let's play a game to help some of the newcomers make connections: name 5-7 things that interest you but aren't in your profile as tags so they are searchable. Then boost this post or repeat its instructions so others know to do the same."

Hello! My interests include













Phew. That's enough self promotion for the year I think.