when i was making my #polygon employees tier list i put pat gill in b-tier and that was clearly a mistake
if you were ever into homestuck you're a cursed human being
yes i am including myself
new avatar, i'm feelin' it https://mastodon.social/media/Kg8vIHNBRpSajOjWCfM
♪♪so when you call your mom back//tell her that i'm the one leaving♪♪
The only relevant use for cyberpunk now is to portray utopia
@Gargron .... this brings whole new terrifying auto-mapping possibilities to the "furby on a roomba" thing.
strong bad emilk
Retreating from the tiresome churn of The Discourse and into the smallness and farawayness of Scotland has been good and quiet
puptheband is a key part of dream daddy??? i adore this game
i mean two of them are my boifriend’s but
i could never have predicted that there would be a time in my life where there would be three denim jackets in my bedroom.
the secret is that i do this constantly
AND ALSO THANKS FER OWNING A NEW COLLAR HELL YEA I LOOK FLY AS HELL
Me: whoops my elbow touched an object on the counter making a slight noise
My cats: WTF AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
missed thanksgiving but uh. thanks fer dogs and friends and partners who take yr triggers seriously and good food and bad movies and short healing times and street fighter and tylenol. death to the colonial state of america and the bishop of rome.
when will videogames fucking learn that if you put a cat or dog in your game it is illegal to not let the player pet it
Terminology in My House, ✨Thanksgiving Edition✨:
"The cat's footloosin' down the hallway again!" - The cat was angry dancing down the hall
"Stop souping off the couch." - Being so lazy you slowly slide off the couch instead of standing like a normal person
istealfrommyroommates.edu, a dating site for terrible ppl and the ppl who date them
i cannot relate to ppl who don’t fave their own toots
turns out having ppl in my life who respect and acknowledge my girl-ness makes me more comfortable asserting that i’m a girl???? whoda thought. #transgirl shit