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Commissions are open!

Busts: $15
Full-body portraits: $25
Environments: $30
Items/relics/Macguffins: $6

Discord: Cryptovexillologist#8578
Email: subject87@gmail.com

Subscribe to me on Patreon and get 50% off anything! patreon.com/cryptovex

Ordering off-menu (within reason) is fine, and we can arrange a price.

More examples are here: cryptovexillologist.carbonmade

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My primary creative project these days is the Solar Symposium, an open-source worldbuilding almanac!

solarsymposium.wordpress.com/

It has a Mastodon presence at @solarsymposium and a Patreon at patreon.com/cryptovex - Read posts a week in advance and vote on what comes next!

I’m having a lot of fun writing an MTG fanfic, “ONLY MOSTLY DEAD: The Multiversal Adventures Of Viktoria Rutstein, Nephalia’s Third-Best Necro-Alchemist”

archiveofourown.org/works/2782

I recommend it to any fan of charmingly morbid stuff, even if you don’t know the setting; “Basically Bloodborne” will get you most of the way there

Ableism, vagueposting 

Apropos of nothing, I’m very annoyed whenever asking about food allergens or requesting disability accommodations is framed as a prissy sheltered white liberal thing to do

At long last, my monster tits zine is available as a digital download! If you buy it today, this Blackest of Fridays, I even get to keep 100% of the cover price from itch.
🎃🎃
jeybarnes.itch.io/boooobs-mini

A quick #worldbuilding post about interstellar tradertongues, or the sort of conlangs that are built to facilitate communication when the only things agreed upon are fundamental constants, physical reality, and math: irradiate-space.tumblr.com/pos

A revelation that was given to me in the final moments of sleep: “Dressage, But With Trains”

I am not taking questions at this time

Lighthearted political shitpost 

I look forward to when the NYT Bestseller List is no longer just the Glassdoor page for the White House

y'all ready for some
🎃HALLOWEEN RETAIL THERAPY🎃

I'm reopening shop tonight at 5! Check out the Ghostcon site for programming and a full vendor list, it's gonna be a good time.
cinnaghost.art/con/

Political grumping 

My boyfriend and I went to an anarchist bookstore today that has some really great stuff, but I did facepalm a lot at a zine about how Voting Is Just Selling Out To Imperialism, Maaaan

Yes, it’s necessary but not sufficient and all that, but Why Do You Think Voter Suppression Has Been Such A Big Deal For So Long

a lot of my phone banking coworkers post memes in Slack that are advice animals with captions that don't fit the template at all

on one hand, it's aesthetically grating, but it's also fascinating to see people who haven't eaten from the tree of Knowledge of Being Extremely Online

The Bos Eten guardian from our #faterpg campaign. Maya challenged it to steal an artifact hidden in the biosphere it guarded, then busted it out, cause she's a sucker for setting people free.

Featuring my new alcohol markers! And line weight. The line weight looks great but the notebook paper wasn't really up to the task, so a lot of smudging.

#mastoart #oc_tober #inktober

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