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Commissions are open!

Busts: $15
Full-body portraits: $25
Environments: $30
Items/relics/Macguffins: $6

Discord: Cryptovexillologist#8578

Subscribe to me on Patreon and get 50% off anything!

Ordering off-menu (within reason) is fine, and we can arrange a price.

More examples are here: cryptovexillologist.carbonmade

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My primary creative project these days is the Solar Symposium, an open-source worldbuilding almanac!

It has a Mastodon presence at @solarsymposium and a Patreon at - Read posts a week in advance and vote on what comes next!

I swear, to Chicago drivers who want to make a turn, the “Walk” sign is an ancient glyph as indecipherable as Linear A

A new chapter of Stellar Elegy is here! In-universe documents, and the reveal of what the Trilaterals call themselves.

Read from the beginning here:

The beginning of the whole series:

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Stellar Elegy, the sequel to Mission Critical, has begun!

Player Six enters the game, and the crew attempts to have one last normal day.

Read Mission Critical here:

#MastoArt #Writing

AMA is tonight! 9 PM Central time, 10 on the east coast, ?¿?¿ elsewhere! Come on in!

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I am running an Authorial AMA next Friday! Ask me anything you want about Mission Critical (or anything else), and at the end of the night I will post and read-aloud the first chapter of the sequel, Stellar Elegy!

More details here:

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minions: boomer memes
simpsons: gen x/xennial memes
spongebob: millennial memes

what's the current Yellow Comedy Cartoon?

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minions, simpsons and spongebob are all widely meme-ified cartoons and also yellow

idk what to do with this information

Excellent personal news 

I have spent three-quarters of my bank account to pay off all my student loans at once, and buy the freedom to never have to think about Navient again!

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