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Commissions are open!

Busts: $15
Full-body portraits: $25
Environments: $30
Items/relics/Macguffins: $6

Discord: Cryptovexillologist#8578
Email: subject87@gmail.com

Subscribe to me on Patreon and get 50% off anything! patreon.com/cryptovex

Ordering off-menu (within reason) is fine, and we can arrange a price.

More examples are here: cryptovexillologist.carbonmade

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My primary creative project these days is the Solar Symposium, an open-source worldbuilding almanac!

solarsymposium.wordpress.com/

It has a Mastodon presence at @solarsymposium and a Patreon at patreon.com/cryptovex - Read posts a week in advance and vote on what comes next!

O Human Star rerun!

ohumanstar.com/comic/chapter-1

Panels 5 and 6 are still some of my favorite lines of dialogue I've ever written. Talk about economic! storytelling!!!

finished sketch commission for hellworldremix on twitter

the description this indian restaurant has for its yogurt

Work, tangentially about covid 

While having a retail job uses up basically all of my risk budget, at least there are no God-damned Zoom calls

It’s weird to see “cishet” and “neurotypical” flattened into synonyms for “normie”

(Look at any dating app! Normiedom cuts across all demographics!)

Are you a man or a woman?
I'm cis.
What gender are you?
cisgender
Ok, but what's in your pants?
assigned sex

I made a great new political compass for everyone to get angry and roll their eyes at

The Gamestonks Saga, silly 

I was thinking about the phrase “The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent,” and how we’re now living through a bizarre twist on it - *weaponizing* irrationality in an effort to shatter solvency

I want to see a really dramatic boxing-matchup poster of this: maybe THE TEN-TON TITAN OF TENDIES vs. THE PORCINE PRICE-FIXING PLUTOCRATS

It’s interesting how in modern American English, the lack of grammatical gender has removed the gender connotations of a lot of surnames, like how nobody bats an eye at a woman named Erickson

Still, though, I’d love to see a guy named Eriksdottir

It feels great to be Living Through History in a *fun* way again

At the very least, this will become a fantastic sidebar in every econ textbook ever

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I am full of a wonderful, serene feeling called “not working for RobinHood’s legal or PR departments”

if your cat often bothers you at your computer and walks all over your keyboard, it's because they're trying to join you and do what you're doing. It's a sign of affection! One way to mitigate disruption without pushing away your cat is by buying your cat their own laptop and plugging it in next to yours. make sure the laptop has wifi, a VPN, and access to the darkweb

Favorite customer of the day: a nurse practitioner looking for a fairly realistic doll to use as a teaching simulation for a number of heinous medical conditions

“I don’t want to spend *too* much, because I’m going to *wreck* it”

We didn’t have what she was looking for but we wished her well

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