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Parhelion's Patreon has gotten an overhaul!

Patrons get an exclusive post every Monday, and can see one page and one monthly wallpaper into the future!

When you donate at least $3 per month, you can get a free bust sketch of anyone you want every month!

And as if this wasn't enough value,
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Hello! I'm Cryptovexillologist, They, big fan of weird aliens and very biased narration.

I make a gay space poliscifi comic, Parhelion:

My other projects can be found over here: cryptovexillologist.carbonmade

Remaking parks and rec but Ron is a trot now instead. He's exasperated at Leslie just the same but for a different reason. Running gag is people tell him his mustache looks a lot like Stalin's.

My one contribution to the "NPC Meme" discourse Show more

My monstrous to-do list for today is (more or less) DONE, thanks to my Mahou Shoujo transformation into Marcus Aurelius

Y'know how often elves are contemptuous of industrial civilization, with their own strange reclusive communities and a deep connection to the land?

Why aren't there more elves written as Unabomber-type radical anti-authoritarian ecoterrorists?

been feeling ok enough to take on a commission ! if anyone's interested in an abstracted or creature-y mostly artistic-lib pen drawing of their sona/character, taking 1 or 2 slots for a 5 1/2" x 8 1/2" page full body piece for $65 w US shipping. would start the sketch later today

private message if interested or for more info !

Avatar, but it's got a medieval European fantasy aesthetic and people bend yellow bile, black bile, phlegm, and blood

apocryphal tech take Show more

BEHIND THE FLAVOR: "The secret to understanding the ((cardName)) is obvious. Everything is sand for the Doomgape." —Borzard, Doomgape worshipper

cells be like


fuck it
mitosis time


when I first ran D&D, my grandmother, who had bought fully into the IT'S SATANISM hype, insisted on sitting and watching the first session

about an hour in, she threw her hands up and yelled 'THIS IS JUST MATH' and stormed off

Something exciting happens in a sports game and there's instantly howling all around you

I had a really fun time at a queer social mixer event at a nearby school!

But more importantly: state school campuses are fuckin' wild

They're so huge and everything looks like a fancy bank lobby, and there's a shocking lack of super-fashionable Chinese students, and they actually have a football field??

I want to design some aliens whose culture is "dutifully woke first-world liberalism, except for two or three horrific rituals that they see no problem with whatsoever"

On the distant horizon, I have some plans for WARNING COLORATION, a zine of transgressively body-modding aliens, presented as an in-universe portrait project with commentary from everyone featured

It's fun to create and conjugate alien pronouns when they don't have to round it off to "she, he, or they" for a human audience

My roommate roused us into a whirlwind afternoon of tidying the apartment the fuck up

It was like Queer Eye if all the people being helped were also queer

Queer terminology shitpost Show more

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