News orgs: don't "pivot to video". Stop pivoting to video. Video: no.
You know how when you put the video for people to click on instead of autoplay, and nobody clicks on it? That's not because we don't see it available there.
Just put the fucking text. I can't believe that's not easier for you anyway.
Now there's a phrase I did not expect to read in an article about baristas: “There’s no definition of anal cleft”
A #semihaiku consists of 8.5 syllables divided into three lines of 2½, 3⅓, and 2½ syllables respectively:
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The duolingo thread on mefi is closed, but if anyone is interested in free language lessons, Defense Language Institute Foreign Language Center has some pretty dang good stuff. (free reg required)
When your list of commitments to external entities is so large it needs a database - and it's called CATS:
Do not look at the internet on your day off. Not relaxing. #guiltyconscience
Dude, the world is not going to end because I suggested you slowly build up your PTO balance to some comfortable level before you start using it as fast as you earn it. I wasn't that concerned, it was just friendly advice from someone who's been around a while.
But good job, now I'm kind of concerned. #meltdown
A video game where instead of a little medical kit with a red cross fixes you up, you have to find a bathroom and spend 2 minutes taking a leak. Occasionally longer to do #2. Or you die.
And sometimes you have to stand in line, or buy something so the store will let you, and sometimes you're the wrong gender.
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