lil pube @cuckold@mastodon.social
astrology says my pussy tight
Joined Dec 2018
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jerk off king
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yall realize one of these days im just gonna go fucking feral right?
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truscums get NO coochie
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the timeline: HRGGHH KOMAEDAS COOCHIE JUICE I PUT IT IN MY BONG ARGGGHHHH
some cishet nt joining mastadon:
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wht if u where abt to fuck yo man n he was like "hold on baby i wanna try something...new" n he left n came back in a full komaeda cosplay n came back holding a hajime wig n outfit for u
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im the only person in thsi call who did not ingest drug and or drink in the past 24 hours me is good kid
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kenku: says anything
everybody: damn bitch ok lmao
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id like to formally apologize to kenku for all the disrespect i did tonight
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me and bort: *in a call*
kenku: madagascar poster
bort: im sorry i have to go
me: wh-
bort: *leaves*
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kenku do u have a madagASCAR POSTER?
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@cuckold
You're valid, you are the funniest grill cheese onn this website, made with some FUNNY smelling chease!! Haha!!!
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nobody warned me there would be feet pics in the 2015 film unfriended
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i want komaeda to swaddle me like a baby and let me drink milk from his tit
the month or two tht mastodon was an active hellscape was so chaotic i cant imagine posting hehe funny jokes or shitposts anymore at that fast of a rate again wht where we on
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all of us pressing our heads together: HHRNNGNHNNNN FUNNNY CUM
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tomorrow im going to see kenku and im going to twist their nipplies right off
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shaun cuckold hit my vape once and died on my floor
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shaun cuckold epically hacked into my computer and started harassing everyone i know
i only log on to reminiscence on this hell site
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kenku: you want dobby pussy indulgence
me: hm? what?? What?? WHAT? YOU WANNA REPEAT YOURSELF HM?? WHAT??????
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i had a dream shaun was a cowboy farmer and the only thing he raised on his farm were googles
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