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yall realize one of these days im just gonna go fucking feral right?

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the timeline: HRGGHH KOMAEDAS COOCHIE JUICE I PUT IT IN MY BONG ARGGGHHHH
some cishet nt joining mastadon:

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wht if u where abt to fuck yo man n he was like "hold on baby i wanna try something...new" n he left n came back in a full komaeda cosplay n came back holding a hajime wig n outfit for u

bpd sucks n i wish i could take my entire brain out n scrub it

i dont use mastodon anymore cause its dead but id like to say to anyone whoa ever vagued me. Fuck you Bitch im hot as FUCK lol

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im never going to get married cause i look like an ugly gnome but i sure love zak bagans

me 89 yrs old never married with 10 cats and furry porn on my walls: Cant wait for season 230 of ghost adventures with zak bagans :)

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gets my third eye forcibly opened by watching my dad eat cottage cheese with a spoon straight out of the fridge

i dont want my last day to b me freaking it but here we are :angery:

i rlly want to kill myself in walmart by eating a whole ass barbie

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