lil pube @cuckold@mastodon.social

yall: having martial dispute or some shit
me off my shits: szzzak
babgan

kenku: big boobs...
me: yea?
kenku: yea....
me:
me: ok.....

kenkus piss

yall want wht i have

i get off the airplane n kenku body slams me through the window kill us both

tomorrow im going to see kenku and im going to twist their nipplies right off

@lofikenku said bad words to me then was mean. everyone call kenku a pee pee head

kenku: are u out of ur fucking mind
me: :)

kenku: i got weed
me:
me: laughing
kenku: ?
me: weed pistol.

when me n kenku first hung out it was on minecraft n they slept in a bed n i stood above them n stared at them like the fucking rake n they said it made them blush

Dan and Phil after successfully killing macklemore

im the only person in thsi call who did not ingest drug and or drink in the past 24 hours me is good kid

kenku: says anything
everybody: damn bitch ok lmao

id like to formally apologize to kenku for all the disrespect i did tonight

me and bort: *in a call*
kenku: madagascar poster
bort: im sorry i have to go
me: wh-
bort: *leaves*

kenku do u have a madagASCAR POSTER?

kenku had a madagascar poster....

@cuckold
You're valid, you are the funniest grill cheese onn this website, made with some FUNNY smelling chease!! Haha!!!

nobody warned me there would be feet pics in the 2015 film unfriended

i want komaeda to swaddle me like a baby and let me drink milk from his tit