astrology says my pussy tight
jerk off king
yall realize one of these days im just gonna go fucking feral right?
truscums get NO coochie
the timeline: HRGGHH KOMAEDAS COOCHIE JUICE I PUT IT IN MY BONG ARGGGHHHH some cishet nt joining mastadon:
wht if u where abt to fuck yo man n he was like "hold on baby i wanna try something...new" n he left n came back in a full komaeda cosplay n came back holding a hajime wig n outfit for u
yall: having martial dispute or some shitme off my shits: szzzakbabgan
kenku: big boobs...me: yea?kenku: yea....me:me: ok.....
yall want wht i have
i get off the airplane n kenku body slams me through the window kill us both
tomorrow im going to see kenku and im going to twist their nipplies right off
@lofikenku said bad words to me then was mean. everyone call kenku a pee pee head
kenku: are u out of ur fucking mindme: :)
kenku: i got weedme:me: laughingkenku: ?me: weed pistol.
when me n kenku first hung out it was on minecraft n they slept in a bed n i stood above them n stared at them like the fucking rake n they said it made them blush
Dan and Phil after successfully killing macklemore
im the only person in thsi call who did not ingest drug and or drink in the past 24 hours me is good kid
kenku: says anythingeverybody: damn bitch ok lmao
id like to formally apologize to kenku for all the disrespect i did tonight
me and bort: *in a call*kenku: madagascar posterbort: im sorry i have to gome: wh-bort: *leaves*
kenku do u have a madagASCAR POSTER?
kenku had a madagascar poster....
@cuckoldYou're valid, you are the funniest grill cheese onn this website, made with some FUNNY smelling chease!! Haha!!!
nobody warned me there would be feet pics in the 2015 film unfriended
i want komaeda to swaddle me like a baby and let me drink milk from his tit
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