astrology says my pussy tight
jerk off king
yall realize one of these days im just gonna go fucking feral right?
truscums get NO coochie
the timeline: HRGGHH KOMAEDAS COOCHIE JUICE I PUT IT IN MY BONG ARGGGHHHH some cishet nt joining mastadon:
wht if u where abt to fuck yo man n he was like "hold on baby i wanna try something...new" n he left n came back in a full komaeda cosplay n came back holding a hajime wig n outfit for u
Dan and Phil after successfully killing macklemore
im the only person in thsi call who did not ingest drug and or drink in the past 24 hours me is good kid
kenku: says anythingeverybody: damn bitch ok lmao
id like to formally apologize to kenku for all the disrespect i did tonight
me and bort: *in a call*kenku: madagascar posterbort: im sorry i have to gome: wh-bort: *leaves*
kenku do u have a madagASCAR POSTER?
kenku had a madagascar poster....
@cuckoldYou're valid, you are the funniest grill cheese onn this website, made with some FUNNY smelling chease!! Haha!!!
nobody warned me there would be feet pics in the 2015 film unfriended
i want komaeda to swaddle me like a baby and let me drink milk from his tit
the month or two tht mastodon was an active hellscape was so chaotic i cant imagine posting hehe funny jokes or shitposts anymore at that fast of a rate again wht where we on
all of us pressing our heads together: HHRNNGNHNNNN FUNNNY CUM
tomorrow im going to see kenku and im going to twist their nipplies right off
shaun cuckold hit my vape once and died on my floor
shaun cuckold epically hacked into my computer and started harassing everyone i know
i only log on to reminiscence on this hell site
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emo softboy needs a haircut
kenku: you want dobby pussy indulgenceme: hm? what?? What?? WHAT? YOU WANNA REPEAT YOURSELF HM?? WHAT??????
i had a dream shaun was a cowboy farmer and the only thing he raised on his farm were googles
I’m ending this once and for all.
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