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the month or two tht mastodon was an active hellscape was so chaotic i cant imagine posting hehe funny jokes or shitposts anymore at that fast of a rate again wht where we on

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all of us pressing our heads together: HHRNNGNHNNNN FUNNNY CUM

i only log on to reminiscence on this hell site

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kenku: you want dobby pussy indulgence
me: hm? what?? What?? WHAT? YOU WANNA REPEAT YOURSELF HM?? WHAT??????

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i had a dream shaun was a cowboy farmer and the only thing he raised on his farm were googles

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wht is with kenku n snot, starting to think this isnt a joke anymore

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i wanna change my last name to cuckold so whoever i marry i can force to also have the last name cuckold

also nico smells like pee pee poo poo water

i have to wake up early for work gnight gays n bald hobbit nico

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me: hi gum!
gum: eyes roll into back of head and starts screaming in tongues and crawls up the wall and growls at me
me: oh you wanna play roblox?
gum: grunts in approval

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Laugh It Up... You Won't Be Laughing at His name When He Kills You......

The Pee Pee Poo Poo Man

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