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yall: having martial dispute or some shit
me off my shits: szzzak
babgan

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kenku: big boobs...
me: yea?
kenku: yea....
me:
me: ok.....

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i get off the airplane n kenku body slams me through the window kill us both

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tomorrow im going to see kenku and im going to twist their nipplies right off

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@lofikenku said bad words to me then was mean. everyone call kenku a pee pee head

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kenku: i got weed
me:
me: laughing
kenku: ?
me: weed pistol.

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when me n kenku first hung out it was on minecraft n they slept in a bed n i stood above them n stared at them like the fucking rake n they said it made them blush

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im the only person in thsi call who did not ingest drug and or drink in the past 24 hours me is good kid

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kenku: says anything
everybody: damn bitch ok lmao

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id like to formally apologize to kenku for all the disrespect i did tonight

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me and bort: *in a call*
kenku: madagascar poster
bort: im sorry i have to go
me: wh-
bort: *leaves*

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@cuckold
You're valid, you are the funniest grill cheese onn this website, made with some FUNNY smelling chease!! Haha!!!

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nobody warned me there would be feet pics in the 2015 film unfriended

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i want komaeda to swaddle me like a baby and let me drink milk from his tit

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