hungryKitten @cuffedCatling@mastodon.social
lesbian in-jokes from 1998: Lesbians move in on the second date then spend the next 50 years breaking up
lesbian in-jokes from 2018: lesbians will flirt and go out on dates and have sex a hundres times then think "I wonder if she likes me back?"
this smol cloud covered the sun as much as it could.
it's doing it's best!
You found a kitten under your porch a few months ago. The older it gets, the more you are genuinely convinced that you somehow have a pet Smilodon.
#writingprompts #writing
If disco is dead, does that make anyone who is trying to bring it back a necrodancer?
Happy Pride Month to all of you, especially if you can't wave your flag or haven't found it yet.
"Both Bitcoin and Ethereum mining are very centralized, with the top four miners in Bitcoin and the top three miners in Ethereum controlling more than 50% of the hash rate.
The entire blockchain for both systems is determined by fewer than 20 mining entities."
In other words: decentralization in the crypto space is a myth, just as it is a myth that cryptos are currencies at all.
http://hackingdistributed.com/2018/01/15/decentralization-bitcoin-ethereum/
mew! *runs back into the cybre.space* mew!
*snif snif*
aaah, that cybre smell :3
*lies on a pile of floppy disks*
*goes to sleep*
-w-
"... and everything's horrible and there's nothing we can do."
"Hold on," she said. She stepped off the path to pick up a discarded water bottle.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"There's a recycling bin a bit further up."
"Oh. Anyway, we're so powerless-"
"Let's do what we can."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
Customer: And what's the significance of that?
Me: Sorry?
Customer: your necklace, what does it signify?
Me: It's just a bird skull.
Customer: What does it signify though?
Me: I just like it.
Customer: But what does it MEAN?
Me: It's just aesthetic.
Customer: What does it signify?
Me: ... bird.
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Nach dem 1791er Code pénal waren homosexuelle Beziehungen nicht strafbar. Das wurde dann von Napoleon exportiert, und galt in dann in z.B. den linksrheinischen Gebieten, den Niederlanden, und Bayern. Währenddessen schaffte es Preußen, die Todesstrafe dafür runterzusetzen auf Gefängnis mit körperlicher Züchtigung und folgender Verbannung. Natürlich setzte sich dann 1871/2 die preußische Auffassung durch, mit den bekannten Folgen. #175a
for anyone whos interested heres a makeup tutorial one of friends (@/hybr1drainbow on twitter) who is a professional beautician compiled for me.
i had specifically asked for more to do with application & understanding the basics, i wanted to avoid people who are just cashing out on advertising brands, but a lot of them do list labels and such too.
i assume this will probably apply mostly to people with a light complexion? but should have some information which is useful for anyone.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLqzs59E3qubnwOanvB1fFtC2XH1IzuYy
Pride selfie!
Nap time is dangerous with this guy around. You'll nap forever... #mastocats
I just came across the acronym POTATO for Person Over Thirty Acting Twenty One, and I'm more like Person Over Thirty Anxious Tired Overwhelmed.
tfw someone who should LONG be asleep favs your toot.
Ich muss manchmal aufpassen, dass ich eure CN-ten Toots auch wirklich aufklappe.
Da stand grade „food“ und naja NATÜRLICH fave ich das! Es ist food!
Aber dann fiel mir ein dass das nur die CN und gar nicht der Inhalt ist und ich den Inhalt vll gar nicht gefavt hätte /o\
(Hätte ich dann aber doch)
I'm calling it "The four stages of painting"
An even black layer because we have to start somewhere. A silver layer because I want the blade to look like metal - at least a bit. A blue layer because that's its primary colour. A whole lot of masking and a golden layer on what is looking like a really shitty christmas present by now! #wip #ffxiv
