Jumped out of bed today thinking that I'm feeling supremely bisexual.

"Markus Persson says he's never felt more isolated."

"Markus 'Notch' Persson is one of those new billionaires. The 36-year-old founded Mojang, created Minecraft and sold it to Microsoft for $2.5 billion.

He bought himself a $70 million mansion in Beverly Hills, supposedly outbidding Jay Z and Beyonce."

AUGUST 30, 2015


Gonna record a discussion episode and talk about how Roosh is obviously bisexual and doesn't understand it

Capitalist garbage, race to the bottom 

boost this toot and i will do absolutely nothing for you whatsoever.

My main hope in life at this point is that a caller to The Majority Report will ask Sam Seder if he knows there's a guy callled Dick Suckle who's ruining movies. That's it. My biggest dream.

Kraven the hunter is the gayest spider-man character (after spider-man himself). His name is like...
"Hey dude how you feeling?"
"I'm Kraven... the hunter"

Here's my writing process*:
I think "what's the horniest thing I could say" and then I say it

*for toots

so grateful for my masto acct where I don't have to be bothered by pesky things like "people seeing what I write"

Anyway, Spider-Man essay coming out tomorrow for patrons and... ??? for filthy proles unless they beg

lewd sex toy review 

my idea was to slowly push how lewd I am on mastodon and I guess that just didn't work out

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