Jumped out of bed today thinking that I'm feeling supremely bisexual.

"Markus Persson says he's never felt more isolated."

"Markus 'Notch' Persson is one of those new billionaires. The 36-year-old founded Mojang, created Minecraft and sold it to Microsoft for $2.5 billion.

He bought himself a $70 million mansion in Beverly Hills, supposedly outbidding Jay Z and Beyonce."

AUGUST 30, 2015

cnet.com/news/billionaire-who-

Gonna record a discussion episode and talk about how Roosh is obviously bisexual and doesn't understand it

Capitalist garbage, race to the bottom 

Found some potential freelancing web dev work on fucking NEXTDOOR, like ??? This should be non-competitive. Emailed to arrange to discuss and they said they're comparing quotes from different people.

boost this toot and i will do absolutely nothing for you whatsoever.

My main hope in life at this point is that a caller to The Majority Report will ask Sam Seder if he knows there's a guy callled Dick Suckle who's ruining movies. That's it. My biggest dream.

Kraven the hunter is the gayest spider-man character (after spider-man himself). His name is like...
"Hey dude how you feeling?"
"I'm Kraven... the hunter"

Here's my writing process*:
I think "what's the horniest thing I could say" and then I say it

*for toots

so grateful for my masto acct where I don't have to be bothered by pesky things like "people seeing what I write"

Anyway, Spider-Man essay coming out tomorrow for patrons and... ??? for filthy proles unless they beg

my idea was to slowly push how lewd I am on mastodon and I guess that just didn't work out

wow i guess just super lewd 

you ever think about eating pussy while getting it in the butt? okay

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