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okay everyone the joke is up. i tripped up on the coochie seal video. this is @lynnesbian

okay everyone the joke is up. i tripped up on the coochie seal video. this is @lynnesbian

My first hour on Mastodon has been... bewildering, to say the least.

Are there any other profiles using my visage as their image?!

Is it corny to post quotes? I'm not too adept with online etiquette.

I'm not one for "small talk". I prefer to have deep and honest discussions. Spare me your football drivel; I'd rather talk philosophy.

If anyone knows any interesting people I should follow -- man or woman, although I must confess I'd prefer the latter -- please, let me know! 🙂

I'm surprised to find such a large transgender community on this website. While it's not personally my thing, I understand that there are those who enjoy it.

@leonthotsky@knzk.me Your pets are almost as cute as you.

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Salutations, denizens of Mastodon! I'm Curious Greg. I'm a 37-year old heterosexual man living in Seattle. I'm an appreciator of the finer things in life -- classical music, exotic foods, a woman with a fire in her eyes. I look forward to meeting new faces on the Fediverse.

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