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God I'm like fed up with everyone today

All of the researchers in monster hunter are precious little old men and I want to hug all of them

My middle aged mom coworker has her email font set to papyrus

The Wheel of Time series feels a bit weird to read because all of the women are the best and most fleshed out characters by far but they're also all written with an obvious male gaze

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I am reborn tonight after seeing this

Cute boi and I watched a super good looking sundae get made at this diner and then the waitress delivered it to the happiest old man I've ever seen

Man I thought everyone was exaggerating about mass effect Andromeda but it turns out no, no it really is like that

I doodled Link on a piece of paper at work and then I instantly turned like 6 years old again

Every time one of those "let auto complete finish this sentence!" memes comes around I try it but my auto complete only ever turns into New York somehow

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Yesterday I played a little bit of Deus Ex: Mankind Divided but I found out that despite being able to lift both coffee cups and trash cans, you aren't allowed to put coffee cups /in/ trash cans, and then I quit playing

A conference call in our director's office keeps getting derailed by someone's phone randomly playing music lmao

"Ha, he won't kill me. I'm too good."


"Damn I died"

Cute boi is playing all of BOTW so far with just three hearts and it's making me so anxious

I just remembered that I saw an amazing dog today in pajamas with bears on them!!!!!

I'm looking for a replacement purse strap that's made of fabric, not leather-y, and isn't super thick. I can't find something ok online anywhere; does anyone have any good leads for me? ;_;

Everyone is so cute and fun and all the art is hot and I love them