CyberSmiley @cyber_smiley@mastodon.social
Software Archaeologist
Conditions are bad here not because of the amount of snowfall but because the temp is just right enough that what looks like a bit of snow is actually snow, ice, light dusting of snow over it. The main roads are clear and the back & side roads LOOK clear, but it's all ice
Q: What goes up and never comes down?
A: Your age!
That flannel makes you look particularly undernourished in this garage light.
First art on my plate this year is finishing my composite “Bridges”, which is my biggest-ever watercolor (I usually work around letter-size, and this painting is 10x larger).
This is two coats of underpainting. Looking forward to finishing this baby over the next week!
https://mastodon.art/media/rFH8d_mXvsketk_rSiI
And a New York police force in his country.
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
Can anyone think of any negative drawbacks if there's a public API that announces which other domains a Mastodon server is aware of?
I just thought if such an API existed and the responses could be aggregated, you could visualize the whole fediverse properly - not just by nodes of varying sizes but by nodes with edges
How #money works, brief explanation: https://youtu.be/2zY4eHLdODI✅ 💵
I just got this bug report.
Support guy A: Is XYZ working yet?
Support guy B: No.
A: What's wrong with it?
B: It doesn't work.
And they asked for an ETA.
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner.
**The New JFK Files Reveal How the CIA Tracked Oswald**
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few years back i met the most amazing person and we went on a date and we were ludicrously alike in personality, interests, mspusic (right down to the specifics, we debated who was paul simon's best bassist) and at the end of the night she said she'd give me her old drum kit and we had grand plans for our band
anyway the next day she went to new zealand on a whim and never returned
What goes up and down but does not move? Show more
Rubbing alcohol is for wounds on the outside, but drinking alcohol is for wounds on the inside. #Showerthoughts
Kaï Hansen and Friends - Ride The Sky (Helloween) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R18wxXKMLuw #Soundcheck
https://social.hoergen.org/url/61086
OH I ALSO LOVE WHEN TUTORIALS FORGET TO MENTION CRITICAL STEPS
rapidly becomes ritual. When this occurs, dissent
becomes an object of surprise, if not resentment."
[B. Carmon Hardy]
