Is anyone willing to help me out? I need some cash, but I don't know who to ask...

Did I mention that I'm a targeted individual yet? I hate being one...

Hey, sexy! Wanna watch me fuck on cam? I can... MALFUNCTION! MALFUNCTION! ABORT! ABORT! ABORT!

Ivan boosted

"Can you turn on the printer, please?"
"sure"
...

"Sorry, I meant the 3D one"
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