Sex was invented in 1782 by John Sex, who mistakenly fell upon his wife while bathing and was subsequently excommunicated by the Catholic Church

HURTS TO SIT
BACK IS A FUCK
๐Ÿ‘ด ๐Ÿ‘ต Born Before 1989
I am stretch man
410,757,864,530 BULGED DISCS

Oh wow, they finally fixed this site's interface. I might actually use it now, lmao.

No more having to use that stupid pentafore site, or whatever it was called.

just because white people couldn't do it doesn't mean it was aliens

lenin dunking on social democrats in State and Revolution 

For Christmas I wish the fediverse to grow, and Facebook to die

If You Do Not Have A Goth Girlfriend, That Might Mean You ARE The Goth Girlfriend.

The Turtle Reaper is extremely slow. Now you know why turtles live such long lives.

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Thank you! I love you all!

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