**Carrie Cutforth** @cyngs · 2018-03-27T23:12:04Z

Carrie Cutforth @cyngs

Last night I fell asleep writing a script for a marketing campaign targeting MEN to go into THERAPY only with Axe Body Spray style branding

IF ANYONE HAS $$$ FOR ME TO MAKE THIS A REALITY

IT'S BIG BUDGET THO TO ACCOUNT FOR THE EXPLOSIONS AND LOOSE WOMEN

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**🤖 Dan** @dconley@cybre.space · Mar 27, 2018, 23:57

**🤖 Dan** @dconley@cybre.space · Mar 27, 2018, 23:57

@cyngs THERAPWN

**Carrie Cutforth** @cyngs · Mar 27, 2018, 23:58

**Carrie Cutforth** @cyngs · Mar 27, 2018, 23:58

@dconley haha

**Hallå Kitteh** @clacke@social.heldscal.la · Mar 28, 2018, 00:04

**Hallå Kitteh** @clacke@social.heldscal.la · Mar 28, 2018, 00:04

@cyngs I thought loose women were by definition not expensive.

**Alex Winzenread** @NETIZEN · Mar 28, 2018, 01:17

**Alex Winzenread** @NETIZEN · Mar 28, 2018, 01:17

@cyngs I'M FUCKING SCREAMING

**ESXiris** @Cybertrash@cybre.space · Mar 28, 2018, 01:19

**ESXiris** @Cybertrash@cybre.space · Mar 28, 2018, 01:19

@cyngs don't forget the carbon fibre / Kevlar matte black finish.

**varx (is elsewhere now)** @varx@i.write.codethat.sucks · Mar 28, 2018, 23:45

**varx (is elsewhere now)** @varx@i.write.codethat.sucks · Mar 28, 2018, 23:45

@cyngs I would... maybe consider helping fund this.

(No seriously, if someone really had a storyboard for something like this that tried to show men why therapy is important and *how to go about gettin' some* I would be maybe up for putting $1k into it.)