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r҉ustic cy͠be̸rpu̵nk🤠🤖 @cypnk

TIL There’s a “FlopStarter” for terrible ideas:

Some of these are awesome. My favorite so far is the potato jacket

@cypnk some of these could be real products. I can definitely see unfiltered rainwater being a thing in the health scam business.

@loke I'm sure there's someone already selling bottles of these. I've been to a Yoga class recently and the instructor was going on and on about some "all natural" nonsense and then started on the benefits of drinking pure rain water (we live in New York where rain is basically poison)

I just smiled and got through the lesson

@cypnk good comedy is very close to reality. 😀

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@cypnk I have shoes that are made from pineapple. 🍍