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"Feral peacocks are attacking luxury cars after seeing their own reflections"
That's the most saucy headline I've read in a while
"And now the pesky peafowl are taking property damage to a whole new level, attacking dark-colored luxury cars with their strong beaks. The problem seems to be that they catch the sight of their own reflections and mistake them for other peacocks."
@cypnk that's like the story of narcissus, except "eat the rich" edition