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I’m now convinced there’s no one living in Australia

It’s all a ruse by spiders that have learned Photoshop, trying to lure tourists and eat them

@cypnk Since I have flown to Australia a few times, this fits well with my hypothesis that when I get on an airplane, it doesn't actually take me anywhere, they just set up a particularly good sound stage around me

@cypnk Spiders aren't such dicks to the Aborigines and boat refugees from Indo-China. Only Humans, and especially English-descended Humans, are that bad.

@cypnk I've seen more spiders in Chicago than I ever did living in Melbourne. 🕷️

@cypnk spiders are a myth its just us dropbears collaborating that makes it seem like there is so many limbs.

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