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r҉ustic cy͠be̸rpu̵nk🤠🤖 @cypnk

Pants. What a terrible invention.

A piece of clothing specifically designed to wrap around your lower limbs, because why the hell wouldn't you want to feel constricted down there

Also, i have to wear them to answer the door >:(

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Rexford G. Tugwell [old] @RexfordGTugwell@social.targaryen.house

@cypnk But...they keep your legs WARM. Any other path is madness!

r҉ustic cy͠be̸rpu̵nk🤠🤖 @cypnk

@RexfordGTugwell I'd much rather start a campfire and stick my legs there :(

Also, @chr Thinks the utilikilt folks may be interested in my crazy ideas

Rexford G. Tugwell [old] @RexfordGTugwell@social.targaryen.house

@cypnk @chr The campfire idea is intriguing, but seems to lack portability.

I am of Scots background, so support kilts in theory. In practice, I prefer warm knees.

:dragnpats: kɜ:ʳ :cydr_a: @chr@cybre.space

@cypnk the people of the utilikilt movement would like a word

:two_hearts:Euphoria @Euphoria@mastodon.network

@cypnk But they'll also keep you warm and protect you from sitting directly on stuff you don't want to sit on. So will skirts, though, which is what I usually wear.

JollyOrc @JollyOrc@octodon.social

@cypnk embrace the kilt?

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