Day 5892:
I still don’t know what I’m doing, but no one suspects anything

The chinstroke-nod maneuver has worked very well

I keep a stack of paper napkins under my coffee mug to emphasize a sense of aloofness and mild OCD

The intern has started to grow mushrooms on his hoodie

Occasionally, I grab a manilla folder and run down the corridor to escape [redacted] and her terrible small talk

The cat has become one with the discarded PC case and is now an even higher order life form

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