DMW! @damnyouwillis@mastodon.social

iris: hey wilbur here's a nice compliment from me despite you being an asshole
wilbur: hey iris look i'm an asshole

Joyce and Walky!: "The eyes." http://www.itswalky.com/comic/the-eyes/ via @damnyouwillis@twitter.com

Dumbing of Age: "Bubblebrained" http://www.dumbingofage.com/2019/comic/book-10/01-birthday-pursuit/bubblebrained/ via @damnyouwillis@twitter.com

i am now in the future

RT @Fobwashed@twitter.com

Video games are destroying this man's life.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/Fobwashed/status/1186783245515411456

"I never thought lions would eat MY face," sobs hornbill who worked for the Lions Eating People's Faces Party.

RT @GailSimone@twitter.com

I don’t believe it’s actually all about the cones.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1186795484087640065

folks my kid is excited for a star war #RiseofSkywalker

RT @JDoubleA27@twitter.com

Chaka Khan. Next question? https://twitter.com/alexisgzall/status/1186333979772772352

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/JDoubleA27/status/1186637772217602050

RT @HelloCullen@twitter.com

The People's Chris Steakhouse

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/HelloCullen/status/1186752818742300672

RT @meganamram@twitter.com

trump is playing chess in the sense he believes he's a white king that's trying to destroy all the black people

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/meganamram/status/1186766403191263233

I guess that's one rich guy who Trump won't be getting a Christmas card from
https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/22/investing/hasbro-earnings-tariffs/index.html

RT @AaronBlake@twitter.com

Trump said Oct. 3 that he spoke with McConnell about the Zelensky call, and McConnell called it "innocent."

McConnell today: "I don't recall any conversations with the president about that phone call."

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-impeachment-inquiry-mitch-mcconnell-denies-telling-trump-his-ukraine-call-was-innocent/

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/AaronBlake/status/1186738127198703616

RT @ADaniels3PO@twitter.com

Personally, I think the trailer is - rather good.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/ADaniels3PO/status/1186722851400888320

for example I was a paper salesman for a small company in Pennsylvania

RT @KenTremendous@twitter.com

Trump withheld aid until the Ukrainians publicly said they were investigating the Bidens. This plan would've *totally worked.* Trump would've yelled about corruption and the media would've run the 2019 "her emails" story until their fingers bled. The whistleblowers are heroes. https://twitter.com/gregpmiller/status/1186725407300706305

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/KenTremendous/status/1186739243554488320

RT @TheAndrewNadeau@twitter.com

Millennials, quit whining. I paid off $150,000 in student loans and own a $400,000 home, because I SAVE. It’s not that hard. I
-Make coffee at home
-Bus instead of Uber
-Shop sales
-Had parents pay off my loans & buy me a house because I’m daddy’s special boy
-Got Hulu with ads

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/TheAndrewNadeau/status/1186372736974835712

RT @michelleinbklyn@twitter.com

Republicans who are worried about impeachment tearing the country apart should be going to Trump privately and telling him to resign.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/michelleinbklyn/status/1186727985363259393

RT @RheaButcher@twitter.com

Canada really is Opposite America

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/RheaButcher/status/1186734869512015873

RT @mateagold@twitter.com

BREAKING: U.S. envoy says he was told release of Ukraine aid was contingent on public declaration to investigate Bidens, 2016 election https://www.washingtonpost.com/powerpost/diplomat-who-raised-alarm-about-withholding-aid-to-ukraine-testifies-in-impeachment-probe/2019/10/22/086fb850-f436-11e9-8cf0-4cc99f74d127_story.html

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/mateagold/status/1186714228712976391