dammit david freeman is never gonna find his family's new house

RT @ABC7Veronica@twitter.com

Fireworks & fireworks shows are banned in Los Angeles County this . But look at our Burbank camera and our LAX camera looking toward South LA... it's never-ending. @ABC7@twitter.com

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/ABC7Veronica/statu

why are the neighbors even shooting every firework known to man, it's rainy and overcast and all it accomplishes is noise

Ratchet doesn't get to have red crosses on him anymore 'cuz it importantly means This Is Medical Stuff For Reals Just So We're All Always On The Same Page Here OH HEYYYY Geneva Convention How You Doin', so sure, let's just have some stormtroopers jumping out of pretend ambulances

RT @KnowParty@twitter.com

@UR_Ninja@twitter.com National Guard exited from Red Cross marked vehicles to oppress peaceful protesters.
@MaxBlumenthal@twitter.com

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/KnowParty/status/1

my boy out here catching coelacanth after coelacanth like some kinda Animal Crossing wunderkind

um it hurt everybody, not that fucking hard to decipher

RT @pookleblinky@twitter.com

R/relationships: I (33m) just discovered my girlfriend (29f) is actually the rabbit (35m) whom I have been trying to hunt for several years, wearing a dress and makeup.

I love my girlfriend, but I really want to hunt that rabbit. How do I reconcile them being the same person?

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/pookleblinky/statu

HUH

RT @kylegriffin1@twitter.com

Trump's unyielding push to preserve Confederate symbols and the legacy of white domination has unnerved Republicans who have long enabled him but now fear losing power and forever associating their party with his racial animus. wapo.st/3gmdQIs

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/kylegriffin1/statu

he broke down suddenly today, declaring he doesn't have a Unicron, so

RT @jasoncfry@twitter.com

A page with a bunch of oft-used stills. Before VCRs, this is how we revisited Star Wars. Those classic stills were the language of the movie that Star Wars fans like me knew by heart.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/jasoncfry/status/1

i got eyes rolled at me on the transformers facebook account for being too much of a nerd by somebody whose facebook profile image is them doing a shirtless abs selfie so honestly i'm living my best life right now

kid runs a mile with a small bag of sand

RT @REDROMINA@twitter.com

Can you describe your favorite movie as boring as possible?

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/REDROMINA/status/1

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