DMW! @damnyouwillis@mastodon.social

Today I've been married nine years to @maggneato@twitter.com, whose only vice is declaring every minor, mutual inconvenience a "GIFT OF THE MAGI"

RT @chrismcfeely@twitter.com: THE NEWS IS OUT! I'm the writer on TRANSFORMERS: HISTORIA, coming this December from IDW Publishing!! https://www.previewsworld.com/Catalog/OCT180683

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/chrismcfeely/status/1042365969144918016

RT @CXCFestival@twitter.com: @ngoziu@twitter.com is a great interview; come see her at CXC's Expo and Marketplace on September 29-30! https://twitter.com/TheMarySue/status/1042128092507058177

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/CXCFestival/status/1042376823450021894

wait does the Fortress of Solitude change the actor who plays Superman at age 18 into Christopher Reeve

he goes there as an adult, is zapped into a superman costume, and suddenly he's a different adult

Hey, everyone, I have my @CXCFestival@twitter.com table assignment!

It's 6. In case you're wondering where that is, that's between 5 and 7!

(September 29-30)

Dumbing of Age: "Gentleman" http://www.dumbingofage.com/2018/comic/book-9-comic/01-flyin-to-the-red/gentleman/ via @damnyouwillis@twitter.com

look folks I don't know what to tell you he fucks the shit outta that chicken

RT @JoelleMonique@twitter.com: Here's a thread of every moment I loved from the #CaptainMarvel trailer.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/JoelleMonique/status/1042047468307767296

fine so ernie and bert "can't have sexualities" but gonzo can fuck a chicken

RT @WilloughbyDobbs@twitter.com: Mary Poppins
Mary Poppins Returns
Mary Poppins Forever
Mary Poppins and Robin

Mary Poppins Begins
The Flying Nanny
The Flying Nanny Rises

Mary Poppins v. Nanny McPhee: Dawn of Justice

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/WilloughbyDobbs/status/1041683699274838017

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oh man, the Folgers Christmas commercial set!

the offset for buying one fascist is also buying one anti-fascist, right

THE PRICE IS RIGHT

learning ernie and bert was written by an ernie about his bert is learning everything you wanted to be true is true

RT @JenApparently@twitter.com: This page from IDW's Optimus Prime #21.
Final Answer.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/JenApparently/status/1042127433426784258

RT @GDBooks@twitter.com: Queer @sesamestreet@twitter.com writer Mark Saltzman confirms what we've always known - Bert and Ernie are more than friends.

Touchingly, he also admits he patterned them on his loving relationship with his own "Bert" to his "Ernie", film editor Arnold Glassman. https://uproxx.com/tv/bert-ernie-gay-sesame-street/

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/GDBooks/status/1042124498533666816

RT @BigBadToyStore@twitter.com: #TransformersCyberverse Ultra, Scout, Warrior Wave 2 https://www.bigbadtoystore.com/Search?PageSize=50&SortOrder=New&FeaturedIn=14838&Brand=1971&utm_source=site&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=Twitter

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/BigBadToyStore/status/1042120684132941824

RT @dril@twitter.com: There is a widespread campaign of fear being devised and perpetuated against me just because my dick looks like a cartoon character

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/dril/status/397497654239711232