Today I've been married nine years to @firstname.lastname@example.org, whose only vice is declaring every minor, mutual inconvenience a "GIFT OF THE MAGI"
RT @email@example.com: THE NEWS IS OUT! I'm the writer on TRANSFORMERS: HISTORIA, coming this December from IDW Publishing!! https://www.previewsworld.com/Catalog/OCT180683
RT @CXCFestival@twitter.com: @firstname.lastname@example.org is a great interview; come see her at CXC's Expo and Marketplace on September 29-30! https://twitter.com/TheMarySue/status/1042128092507058177
wait does the Fortress of Solitude change the actor who plays Superman at age 18 into Christopher Reeve
he goes there as an adult, is zapped into a superman costume, and suddenly he's a different adult
Hey, everyone, I have my @CXCFestival@twitter.com table assignment!
It's 6. In case you're wondering where that is, that's between 5 and 7!
Dumbing of Age: "Gentleman" http://www.dumbingofage.com/2018/comic/book-9-comic/01-flyin-to-the-red/gentleman/ via @email@example.com
look folks I don't know what to tell you he fucks the shit outta that chicken
RT @JoelleMonique@twitter.com: Here's a thread of every moment I loved from the #CaptainMarvel trailer.
fine so ernie and bert "can't have sexualities" but gonzo can fuck a chicken
RT @WilloughbyDobbs@twitter.com: Mary Poppins
Mary Poppins Returns
Mary Poppins Forever
Mary Poppins and Robin
Mary Poppins Begins
The Flying Nanny
The Flying Nanny Rises
Mary Poppins v. Nanny McPhee: Dawn of Justice
oh man, the Folgers Christmas commercial set!
the offset for buying one fascist is also buying one anti-fascist, right
THE PRICE IS RIGHT
learning ernie and bert was written by an ernie about his bert is learning everything you wanted to be true is true
RT @JenApparently@twitter.com: This page from IDW's Optimus Prime #21.
RT @GDBooks@twitter.com: Queer @firstname.lastname@example.org writer Mark Saltzman confirms what we've always known - Bert and Ernie are more than friends.
Touchingly, he also admits he patterned them on his loving relationship with his own "Bert" to his "Ernie", film editor Arnold Glassman. https://uproxx.com/tv/bert-ernie-gay-sesame-street/
RT @BigBadToyStore@twitter.com: #TransformersCyberverse Ultra, Scout, Warrior Wave 2 https://www.bigbadtoystore.com/Search?PageSize=50&SortOrder=New&FeaturedIn=14838&Brand=1971&utm_source=site&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=Twitter
RT @email@example.com: There is a widespread campaign of fear being devised and perpetuated against me just because my dick looks like a cartoon character
that dumbing of age guy who won't shut up about transformers
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