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i have figured out the pattern of a new user's experience with mastodon

- haha ello am i right? this will never take off

*5 minutes later*

- AWOOOOOOO

deffo considering putting my main account on gamedev.place and leaving this as a pointer

@hq hey, what's the solution you're using for mirroring content from twitter?

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someone hire me. i'm a very good narrative designer 👍🏼

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TURN DOWN FOR WHAT 

For free sir. Turn down service is included in the cost of the room. I’ve explained this several times already.

someone hire me. i'm a very good narrative designer 👍🏼

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: "Hey guys check out this Dark Souls inspired rogue-like pixel-graphics sidescroller I made in Unity"."

: "I wrote a Pong clone for a 35 year old home micro computer that wasn't even popular when it was new. But the ball is a trans symbol. Its a metaphor for our transphobic society."

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*sees a lesbian couple*
So which one of you is the fishgirl warrior and which is the reptile scientist?

i love the local mastodon timeline 'cause half of it is nerds talking about code and stuff and i usually can't tell it from markov chain output

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IMPORTANT NOTICE 

you're important
you're valid
your identity is not fake
your presence is making this a better place
i'm glad you're here

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