damon @damon@mastodon.social

i have figured out the pattern of a new user's experience with mastodon

- haha ello am i right? this will never take off

*5 minutes later*

- AWOOOOOOO

someone hire me. i'm a very good narrative designer 👍🏼

For free sir. Turn down service is included in the cost of the room. I’ve explained this several times already.

D.Va says you can fucking do it so FUCKING DO IT. #moDVation https://mastodon.social/media/zHnU_SCBGWZr3P7DeUk

*knows u can do it*

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You

#Gaming: "Hey guys check out this Dark Souls inspired rogue-like pixel-graphics sidescroller I made in Unity"."

#Gameing: "I wrote a Pong clone for a 35 year old home micro computer that wasn't even popular when it was new. But the ball is a trans symbol. Its a metaphor for our transphobic society."

*sees a lesbian couple*
So which one of you is the fishgirl warrior and which is the reptile scientist?

you're important
you're valid
your identity is not fake
your presence is making this a better place
i'm glad you're here

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