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Ripley’s Get Away From Her You Bitch

Habits Revolutionaries Should Be Aware are Vices:
-posting on the hellsite

[very lady gaga voice]

I’d have fun on twitter, but I’m not a Nazi,

Not a

Not a Nazi

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urgent news published today as scientists have discovered that kissing a tory is not only a statement of eternal zero taste, it’s also scabbing

memes from niche facebook pages are on a whole other level. i have absolutely no idea what's going on here

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tarot reader draws my card, instantly becomes confused as they don’t remember having a “Huge Nerd” card in the deck

A ‘British Digital Corporation’ should buy contracts off Netflix etc to have as much content in one place as possible. What is the benefit to people if you need to be subscribed to four different places to see your favourite TV shows?

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politics 

politics 

politics 

politics 

I don’t think I’ve ever called a utility company and they haven’t had ‘an unusually high number of calls’. Hire more people please (and also get nationalised)

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