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Distressing joke about tech companies, covid 

I'm surprised that Facebook or Google aren't offering free covid tests to the general public so that they can send you targeted political messages based on your throat cultures


I drank a whole bottle of wine yesterday and it was a mistake.
Why do they sell wine in units of one headache.

Microsoft acquiring ZeniMax/Bethesda 

It's just occurred to me that Microsoft own id Tech now.
I have a feeling that might turn out to be significant.

Days come out too frequently.
It's only been one day since yesterday and now it's today already. Tomorrow it will be tomorrow. It's ridiculous.

When you wear stylish military-themed clothing that's called fascion

Some bitter, hateful old Trump supporter sent us this photo of one of our stickers, staying he had destroyed the sticker because—in short—he is in favor of mass deportations and similar fascistic measures.

It’d be poetic justice if this photo he sent ends up seen by more people here on the internet than the original sticker would have been had he left it up where it was! Please share this post around to that purpose.

You can get copies of this sticker here for cheap:

Some people might think that next year is 2021 but remember that actually next year is 2020 360, and then 2021 comes after that.

Don't get shamed into disabling your adblocker to "support creators".
Ads pay so little, it really doesn't matter.
If you want to do the financial support, just donate to them. That is the equivalent of multiple thousand ad views.

just sharing this to make sure that people know not to accidentally send mac mini schematics to

The characters are going on about how ugly Deadpool is even though he's better looking than almost any human man you care to name.
The average human man looks like someone lawnmowered a bald patch down the middle of a gorilla but Deadpool looks like a slightly burned handsome man.

Stan Lee is a confusing name because presumably his first name is Stanley

Superhero writers missed a trick by naming him Colossus and not "The Iron Curtain".

If I was a tiny bear then everyone would have room for me in their heart

Colour Grading is the process of making film accessible to people with Tritanopia

I would take Cradle of Filth over a hard drive full of porn any day.

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