You know how there's people who use quotes to mean emphasis? I have to wonder if they are seriously misreading sarcasm quotes like: My tax cut was "super huge."

Do those people read that and think, "Wow they must have a got a pretty great tax cut!"

**David Gian-Cursio** @davidcgc@mastodon.social · Oct 03, 2018, 18:19

**David Gian-Cursio** @davidcgc@mastodon.social · Oct 03, 2018, 18:19

Oct 03, 2018, 18:19

David Gian-Cursio @davidcgc@mastodon.social

Oh, good, now I know I’ll be deafened when the asteroid comes. Glad that works.

**David Gian-Cursio** @davidcgc@mastodon.social · Sep 20, 2018, 01:14

**David Gian-Cursio** @davidcgc@mastodon.social · Sep 20, 2018, 01:14

Sep 20, 2018, 01:14

David Gian-Cursio @davidcgc@mastodon.social

Only now that they’ve set up shop in every Toys R Us in America do I realize how spoooooky it is that Spirit Halloween takes over the corpses of other stores every year.

**David Gian-Cursio** · Sep 12, 2018, 06:16

David Gian-Cursio boosted

**Josh "cortex" Millard** @joshmillard@mastodon.social · Sep 12, 2018, 06:16

Sep 12, 2018, 06:16

Josh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard@mastodon.social

*ring ring*

HEY MARVIN! IT'S CHUCK, I--

YOUR *COUSIN*, CHUCK GARDENS! YOU KNOW THAT NEW REAL ESTATE CONCEPT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR? WELL...

*holds phone up to man playing futuristic board game*

**David Gian-Cursio** · Aug 30, 2018, 15:28

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**Holly** @hollyamory@mspsocial.net · Aug 30, 2018, 15:28

Aug 30, 2018, 15:28

Holly @hollyamory@mspsocial.net

It's a bot which I know some people hate, but otherwise I love @accessibleColors, which randomly selects colors with sufficient contrast to meet #accessibility standards.

Did you know color combinations can be measured and result in a number that has to be over a certain threshold to be accessible? I think that's pretty cool.

In an internet of light grey text on white backgrounds, it's nice to see how many, many better options are available. :)