Her, with an air of foreboding: “The Christmas season has begun.”

Me, like a 5-year-old: YAAAAYYYY!!!

You know how there's people who use quotes to mean emphasis? I have to wonder if they are seriously misreading sarcasm quotes like: My tax cut was "super huge."

Do those people read that and think, "Wow they must have a got a pretty great tax cut!"

Oh, good, now I know I’ll be deafened when the asteroid comes. Glad that works.

Only now that they’ve set up shop in every Toys R Us in America do I realize how spoooooky it is that Spirit Halloween takes over the corpses of other stores every year.

*ring ring*

HEY MARVIN! IT'S CHUCK, I--

YOUR *COUSIN*, CHUCK GARDENS! YOU KNOW THAT NEW REAL ESTATE CONCEPT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR? WELL...

*holds phone up to man playing futuristic board game*

LoadingReadyRun made a Crapshot today, mostly about the birdsite, but also Mastodon!

youtu.be/jh5buGkQVQI

I’m the tiger-pelt-wearing guy!

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