Oh, good, now I know I’ll be deafened when the asteroid comes. Glad that works.

Only now that they’ve set up shop in every Toys R Us in America do I realize how spoooooky it is that Spirit Halloween takes over the corpses of other stores every year.

*ring ring*

HEY MARVIN! IT'S CHUCK, I--

YOUR *COUSIN*, CHUCK GARDENS! YOU KNOW THAT NEW REAL ESTATE CONCEPT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR? WELL...

*holds phone up to man playing futuristic board game*

It's a bot which I know some people hate, but otherwise I love @accessibleColors, which randomly selects colors with sufficient contrast to meet #accessibility standards.

Did you know color combinations can be measured and result in a number that has to be over a certain threshold to be accessible? I think that's pretty cool.

In an internet of light grey text on white backgrounds, it's nice to see how many, many better options are available. :)

LoadingReadyRun made a Crapshot today, mostly about the birdsite, but also Mastodon!

youtu.be/jh5buGkQVQI

I’m the tiger-pelt-wearing guy!

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